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TV on DVD

In television on 04/27/2009 at 10:37 pm

I had so wanted to love Caprica.
I miss my Battlestar Galactica, the space epic that wrapped up in a nifty, cheery street scene a few weeks back. There was a little too much deus ex machina in that series finale for some people’s tastes — the ridiculous shootout on the bridge-cum-opera-house in particular — but I liked it just fine. Everybody, or almost everybody, in their places on the new world, the loop about to repeat itself but with just a lick of hope that this time, THIS TIME it might just…
And then there was the carrot that is Caprica, the promised prequel series set on the planet of the same name “58 years before the fall”.
It tells the story of the cylons, the humanoid robots that will one day rebel against and nearly wipe out their human creators, which is the stuff of Battlestar Galactica. It’s rich ground because as even casual BSG fans know, the fighting robots are just one of the guises of the cylons. Seeing the birth of the fleshly versions and even the flying versions, well that has appeal. Even more intriguing, many of the same people are involved, including writer/producer Ronald D. Moore and exec producer David Eick.
And yet I’ve just watched the pilot, released now on DVD in advance of the series launch in 2010, and I am glad there are many months between now and the next episode, broadcast date not yet specified. It will give me some time to reconsider whether it’s fair to say that the pilot reads like an overwrought episode of the “new” Outer Limits, which is to say, blah.
Esai Morales (NYPD Blue, Jericho) plays lawyer Joseph Adams, flawed but moral father of William Adama who will go on to helm BSG, the ship and the series. Earnest.
Eric Stoltz (The Butterfly Effect) plays Daniel Graystone, brilliant scientist. Stoltz tries to bring a thinking man’s knit brow to the old story of Dr. Frankenstein and his monster. Earnest.
Caprica is heavy handed, which I can live with. But it plods, which is a deadly combination. It rights itself in the final scenes with throws to what is to come, which are not expected and nicely twisted.
What is missing is range. It’s all so — have I used this word yet — earnest?
I loved BSG for its big ideas: race and power and gender and democracy and leadership and science were all bent through its lens and it was rare that it felt flat or preachy. It was selfj-righteous (Edward James Olmos’s Adama), it was dispicable (James Callis’s Gaius Baltar), it was furious (Katee Sackhoff’s Starbuck) and lost (Michael Hogan’s Col. Saul Tigh) and sexy (Tricia Helfer’s Number Six). And each of those extremes were couched in humour and as many victories as failures. This was an otherworldly story in another world but the characters were of us.
Caprica had not one moment that pinned any character’s character. It just got them to the start of the game: the creation of a cylon and the parallel subterranean growth of the one-god movement. It moved the game pieces to the right spots. Now let’s hope that when the series is fully unleashed next year, there is some blood in those characters.

Now here are some DVDs that are new on shelves this week.

The Waltons: The Complete Seasons 1-9
X-Men Vol. 1 (Marvel Comic Book Collection)
X-Men Vol. 2 (Marvel Comic Book Collection)
Mission Impossible: Season 6
American Dad! Vol. 4
Spin City: The Complete Second Season
Star Trek: The Original Series: Season 1 Blu-ray
Kavanagh QC: Bearing Witness
Kavanagh QC: Previous Convictions
Stephen King Presents Kingdom Hospital: The Entire Series
Nova: Is There Life on Mars
Nova: The Big Energy Gamble
National Geographic: Ultimate Nature Collection
National Geographic: In the Womb — Identical Twins
Gangland: The Complete Season 3
National Geographic: Earth Report — State of the Planet
Dallas: The Complete Seasons 1-11

– Denise Duguay

Talk-show tango: April 27-May 1

In late night, talk show, television, tv on 04/27/2009 at 8:49 am

What the hell was the big deal about Jay Leno’s sick days? Or so says Leno himself, who will, dammit, be back at work Monday, April 27, AND appear at a benefit in Knoxville, Tenn. on May 2. Or so Leno said to Terry Morrow of the Knoxville Sentinel News when he called — to make good on a previously scheduled phone interview — moments before being checked out of the hospital on Saturday.

Most news reports now say the problem was exhaustion or dehydration, but Leno did not tell Morrow why he’d gone to the hospital and cancelled a couple of Tonight Show tapings last week. He did say he was amused by the massive news coverage.

“It’s flattering people are concerned. That’s very nice,” he said. “It definitely does not seem like a news story. One guy here tried to sneak in (dressed) as a Jesuit priest. It’s hilarious. You get on the blogs and (it reads), ‘He’s really dead, and they are pretending he’s still alive.’ It’s hilarious. It’s unbelievable.”

A few reports on Saturday wondered if Leno’s first sick days in 17 years might have been related to the impending Tonight Show finale on May 29, followed by Conan O’Brien’s takeover — reunited with Andy Richter!!! — on June 1. I’m not convinced Leno, man of steel (and with a prime-time talk show starting next fall), gets stressed by anything.

LATE NIGHT

Late Show with David Letterman (11:35 p.m. ET on CBS and E!)

Monday: Matthew Fox (Lost), Carol Leifer (When You Lie About Your Age the Terrorists Win), The All-American Rejects (When the World Comes Down)

Tuesday: Dolly Parton (9 to 5), Zachary Quinto (Heroes, Star Trek)

Wednesday: Jennifer Garner (The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past), Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk, Manchester Orchestra (Mean Everything to Nothing)

Thursday: Regis Philbin (Live with Regis and Kelly), Broadway’s Hair

Friday: Kiefer Sutherland (24), comic Jim Norton, Bat for Lashes (Two Suns)

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (12:35 a.m. ET on CBS and E!)

Monday: Breckin Meyer (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past), Shirley Manson

Tuesday: John McEnroe, Stana Katic (Castle)

Wednesday: Kenneth Branagh, Antony and the Johnsons

Thursday: Michael Douglas (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past), Carrie Ann Inaba

Friday: Henry Winkler (Sit Down Shut Up), boxer Ricky Hatton

Tonight Show with Jay Leno
(11:35 p.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: Eric Bana (Star Trek), blue ribbon baker Margorie Johnson

Tuesday: Michael Douglas (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past), Chelsea Handler (Chelsea Lately), Country Bones

Wednesday: Jimmy Fallon (Late Night with…), Chris Matthews (Hardball), Zac Brown Band

Thursday: Matthew McConaughey (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past), Earvin Magic Johnson, StarSailor

Friday: Arsenio Hall, Ziggy Marley

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (12:35 a.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: Regis Philbin, Kat Von D, Jon Glaser, Morrissey (R)

Tuesday: Jason Segel, The Amazing Kreskin, Universal Record Database (R)

Wednesday: Glenn Close, Kristen Wiig (SNL), Gomez (R)

Thursday: Tina Fey (30 Rock), Jon Bon Jovi, Santigold (R)

Friday: Lauren Graham, Judah Friendlander (30 Rock), Cold War Kids

Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:05 a.m. ET on ABC)

Monday: Zac Efron (17 Again), Patti Stanger (The Millionaire Matchmaker), Franz Ferdinand (R)

Tuesday: Michael J. Fox (Rescue Me), latest ex of Dancing with the Stars, Asher Roth

Wednesday: Dominic Monaghan (Lost, X-Men Origins: Wolverine), director J.J. Abrams (Star Trek), superfan Steve Zaragoza, Bang Camaro

Thursday: Brooke Shields, Balthazar Getty (Brothers and Sisters), standup comic Kumail Nanjiani

Friday: Matt McConaughey (The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past), TV judge Kara DioGuardi, Jason Aldean

Chelsea Lately (12:35 a.m. ET on E!)

Monday:

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

Friday:

Daily Show with Jon Stewart (midnight ET, CTV)

Monday: Christine Legarde (French minister of finance)

Tuesday: Cliff May (head of the Foundation for Defense of Democracies)

Wednesday: Doris Kearns Goodwin (Team of Rivals)

Thursday: Hugh Jackman (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

The Colbert Report (12:30 a.m. ET, CTV)

Monday: The Decemberists (The Hazards of Love)

Tuesday: Richard Engel (NBC chief foreign correspondent), Daniel Gross (Dumb Money)

Wednesday: David Kessler (The End of the Overearting)

Thursday: Ethan Nadelmann, advocat for drug legalization

The Hour (11 p.m. ET, CBC)

Monday: Charlie Kaufman, Jamie Kennedy, Malcolm Gladwell (R)

Tuesday: Joshua Jackson, Chris Noth, Shai Agassi (R)

Wednesday: tba

Thursday:

Friday:

Charlie Rose (11:30 p.m. ET, PBS)

Mr. Rose announces his guests only on the day of broadcast, so please click on the show-name link above for the most recent guest announcement.

Real Time with Bill Maher (11 p.m. ET, Fridays only, on HBO Canada)

Friday: Fareed Zachariah, Barney Frank

DAYTIME

Live with Regis and Kelly (9 a.m. ET, NBC and CTV)

Monday: Allison Janney (9 to 5), American Idol exes, Broadway: Mary Poppins

Tuesday: Matthew Fox (Lost), Jill Hennessy (Lymelife), Broadway: Billy Elliot

Wednesday: Matthew McConaughey (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past), Broadway: Rock of Ages

Thursday: Hugh Jackman (X-Men Origins: Wolverine), Broadway: West Side Story

Friday: Jennifer Garner (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past), Broadway: Shrek the Musical

The View 11 a.m. ET, ABC and CTV)

Monday: Hot Topics

Tuesday: Emily Deschanel (Bones), Kim Kardcashian (Keeping Up with the Kardashians)

Wednesday: Harrold Perrineau (The Unusuals)

Thursday: Real Life Hot Topics (as opposed to????)

Friday: Dolly Parton, Allison Janney, Stephanie J. Block and Megan Hilty (Broadway’s 9 to 5), Jay Mohr (Gary Unmarried)

The Bonnie Hunt Show (2 p.m. ET on Citytv and NBC)

Monday: William Shatner (William Shatner Presents), Elizabeth Mitchell (Lost), chef Tom Colicchio (Wichcraft)

Tuesday: Carson Daly (Last Call), Brandon McMillan (Night on Animal Planet), Phil Keoghan (Ride Across America, Amazing Race)

Wednesday: Kristin Chenoweth (A Little Bit Wicked, Sit Down Shut Up), Rabbi Shmuley Boteach (The Kosher Sutra), Ask Alice

Thursday: Dominic Monaghan (Lost, X-Men Origins: Wolverine), Lacey Chabert (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past), chef John Hemple

Friday: Henry Winkler (Sit Down Shut Up), Danny Huston (X-Men Origins: Wolverine), viewer mail

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (4 p.m. ET, CBC)

Monday: Anoop Desai and Lil Rounds (American Idol), Kristin Chenoweth (A Little Bit Wicked, Sit Down Shut Up)

Tuesday: Kate Walsh (Private Practice), Dierks Bentley

Wednesday: Michael Douglas (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past),

Thursday: Ryan Reynolds (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

Friday: 1,000th show with Matthew McConaughey (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)

Oprah 4 p.m. (NBC and CTV)

Monday: tba

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

Friday:

The Tyra Show (10 a.m. ET on ABC)

Monday: The Gay Kingdom

Tuesday: Love Decoded and Mantrums

Wednesday: Kim Kardashian, America’s Next Top Model castoff

Thursday:  Jamie Foxx (The Soloist)

Friday: Tori Spelling plus Daphne Oz and YouTube stars

– Denise Duguay

TV on DVD: Caprica (almost)

In dvd, series debut, television, tv on 04/20/2009 at 8:28 pm

I have GOT to start pulling some strings and muscling publicists into sending me more of those advance DVD review copies. I must. But what with the damn day job and the mother and the intolerable return visit from the cold-flu virus, well … okay the dog ate my DVD review of Caprica, this week’s exclusive DVD-only release of the debut episode of the Battlestar Galactica spinoff. The series will hit Canadian TV’s Space channel in 2010.

caprica

I even tried squeezing out a tear in HMV, where the young clerk admitted the goods were in the building. I made my case. That it was for my bedridden mother, whose only solace was quality sci-fi. But she refused, heartless wench. And perhaps I should say that Mother is not bedridden. Just grouchy. And sci-fi does nothing to improve her mood.

And so. I will have a review of Caprica as soon as I am able. Otherwise, I might be tempted to write at great length and with considerable venom about My Own Worst Enemy: The Complete Series and how the ridiculousness of the spy-with-two-warring-personalities plot was matched only by the series’ unwillingness to die a quicker death. Christian Slater, hang your head.

Until then, make do with this list of other DVD releases.

Dallas: The Complete 11th Season
Hawaii Five-O: Season 6
Rhoda: Season 1
My Own Worst Enemy: The Complete Series
Hannah Montana: The Complete First Season
American Experience: A Class Apart
Life of Ryan: The Complete Series
Wolverine and the X-Men: Vol. 1, Heroes Return Trilogy

Talk-show tango: April 20-24

In late night, talk show, television, tv on 04/20/2009 at 7:34 am

Hugh Jackman for X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Robert Downey Jr. for The Soloist and even Jeff Goldblum for Law & Order: Criminal Intent. These are a few of my favourite actors so this is a good week. But, sigh, I must also report that Billy Bob Thornton, he of the CBC tirade that led to his Montreal show absence, will be making a couple of stops this week also. I hate to give the guy any more press, but my music blogging colleague Bernard Perusse is adamant that at least his band The Boxmasters deserve it at least. And so…

LATE NIGHT

Late Show with David Letterman (11:35 p.m. ET on CBS and E!)

Monday: Jeff Goldblum (Law & Order: Criminal Intent), ventriloquist Jeff Dunham

Tuesday: Nathan Lane (Waiting f or Godot), Tinted Windows

Wednesday: Beyonce Knowles (Obsessed), Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)

Thursday: Jamie Foxx (The Soloist), Paula Abdul (American Idol), The Dead

Friday: Michael Keaton (The Merry Gentleman), Lily Allen (It’s Not Me, It’s You)

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (12:35 a.m. ET on CBS and E!)

Monday: Simon Cowell (American Idol, Britain’s Got Talent), Jean Smart, Erin McCarley

Tuesday: Rob Morrow (Numb3rs), Jean-Michel Cousteau

Wednesday: Kristin Chenoweth (Sit Down Shut Up), Kunal Nayyar (The Big Bang Theory)

Thursday: Breckin Meyer, Martina McBride

Friday: Bob Barker, P.W. Singer

Tonight Show with Jay Leno
(11:35 p.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: Martha Stewart, Tracy Ullman (State of the Union), The Killers

Tuesday: Hugh Jackman (X-Men Origins: Wolverine), Abigail Breslin, Ida Maria

Wednesday: Robert Downey Jr. (The Soloist), Alexandra Wentworth  (Headcase), comic George Wallace

Thursday: Jules Sylvester and reptiles, Ryan Reynolds (X-Men Origins: Wolverine), Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Friday: Anderson Cooper, comic Kathleen Madigan, Brad Paisley

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (12:35 a.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: Terrence Howard (Fighting), Rashida Jones (Parks and Recreation), Rick Ross

Tuesday: Jerry O’Connell, Thomas Lennon, Chester French

Wednesday: Seth Meyers, Michelle Trachtenberg, BMG biker Mike Spinner

Thursday: Ali Larter (Obsessed), Tinted Windows

Friday: Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother), Emily Deschanel (Bones)

Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:05 a.m. ET on ABC)

Monday: Vin Diesel (Fast and Furious), Anna Faris, Eli Young Band (R)

Tuesday: Billy Bob Thornton and the Boxmasters, Dancing with the Stars castoff

Wednesday: Justin Timberlake (The Phone), Eliza Coupe (Scrubs), The Whip

Thursday: Channing Tatum (Fighting), Elisha Cuthbert (24), Depeche Mode

Friday: Jamie Foxx (The Soloist), Elizabeth Mitchell (Lost)

Chelsea Lately (12:35 a.m. ET on E!)

Monday: tba

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

Friday:

Daily Show with Jon Stewart (midnight ET, CTV)

Monday: tba

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

The Colbert Report (12:30 a.m. ET, CTV)

Monday: tba

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

The Hour (11 p.m. ET, CBC)

Monday: Jimmy Carter, Eckhart Tolle (R)

Tuesday: David Byrne, Erin Brockovich (R)

Wednesday: Paul Rudd and Jason Segel (I Love You, Man), Nickelback (R)

Thursday: Alex Lifeson and Geddy Lee (R)

Friday: Garry Marshall (R)

Charlie Rose (11:30 p.m. ET, PBS)

Mr. Rose announces his guests only on the day of broadcast, so please click on the show-name link above for the most recent guest announcement.

Real Time with Bill Maher (11 p.m. ET, Fridays only, on HBO Canada)

Friday: P.J. O’Rourke, Alan Cumming

DAYTIME

Live with Regis and Kelly (9 a.m. ET, NBC and CTV)

Monday: Chevy Chase (Chuck), American Idol’s 7th finalist

Tuesday: Jimmy Fallon (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon), Neil Sedaka

Wednesday: Jennifer Lopez, Brooke Shields, Cirque du Soleil

Thursday: Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation)

Friday: Jamie Foxx (The Soloist), Ali Larter (Obsessed)

The View 11 a.m. ET, ABC and CTV)

Monday: Hot Topics with Dr. Steven Lamm

Tuesday: Exceptional Women, with Sally Quinn and Quinn Bradlee (A Different Life), Candy Spelling (Stories from Candyland), Susan Welch (10-10-10: A Life Transforming Idea), Lily Allen (It’s Not Me, It’s You)

Wednesday: Jeremy Irons (Impressionism), Clark Sisters

Thursday: Meghan McCain, Beyonce (Obsessed), Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)

Friday: Jamie Luner (All My Children), Lil Wayne, best products of the year from Self magazine

The Bonnie Hunt Show (2 p.m. ET on Citytv and NBC)

Monday: Olivia Newton John Easterling, Bruno Tonioli

Tuesday: Jorge Garcia (Lost), Eliza Dushku (Dollhouse)

Wednesday: Mary Tyler Moore (Growing Up Again), Kunal Nayyar (The Big Bang Theory), wunderkind Carrick McCullough

Thursday: Heather Graham (Baby on Board), Barry Watson (Samantha Who?)

Friday: Billy Bob Thornton and the Boxmasters, Carrie Ann Inaba (Dancing with the Stars)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (4 p.m. ET, CBC)

Monday: Pussycat Dolls

Tuesday: Jimmy Kimmel

Wednesday: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Thursday: Lindsay Lohan, Prince

Friday: Matthew Perry (17 Again)

Oprah 4 p.m. (NBC and CTV)

Monday: Released from Prison: A Mom of 3 Goes Home

Tuesday: Oprah’s Most Memorable Guests

Wednesday: Earth Day Special 2009

Thursday: Where Are They Now? Tonya Harding, Lorena Bobbitt and ’90s Newsmakers

Friday: Oprah Fridays Live

The Tyra Show (10 a.m. ET on ABC)

Monday: Teen Talk: Ending Violence Before It Starts

Tuesday: Patti LaBelle, pop chef

Wednesday: Advice Squad, Dara Torres, America’s Next Top Model castoff

Thursday: Pressue to Be Promiscuous

Friday: Teen Pregnancy

– Denise Duguay

Series debut: Sit Down Shut Up

In animated, series debut, television, tv on 04/19/2009 at 12:35 pm

Series name
Sit Down Shut Up

Debuts
Sunday April 19 at 8:30 p.m. ET on Fox and Global

Regularly airs
Sundays at 8:30 ET on Fox and Global

Premise
Wacky teachers. Waaaaaaaacky teachers at Knob Haven High saying outrageous things that are equally offensive to all corners of the gender, race and political worlds. Animated.

Primary cast and crew
Will Arnett (Arrested Development) is Ennis Hofftard, English teacher.

Jason Bateman (Arrested Development) is Larry Littlejunk, gym teacher.

Kristin Chenoweth (Pushing Daisies) is Miracle Grohe, science teacher.

Henry Winkler (Arrested Development — do you see a pattern here?) is Willard Deutschebog, German teacher.

Will Forte (SNL) is Stuart Proszakian, assistant principal.

Cheri Oteri (SNL) is Helen Klench, librarian.

Keenan Thompson (SNL — oh dear, another pattern?) is Sue Sezno, principal.

Nick Kroll (Worst Week, Cavemen) is Andrew LeGustambos, bisexual and possibly transgender drama teacher.

Tom Kenny (SpongeBob SquarePants) is Happy, custodian.

Mitchell Hurwitz (Arrested Development) is writer/creator exec-producer.

Josh Weinstein (The Simpsons) is writer exec-producer.

Other reviews
Major, major buzz for this show, given the cult power of Arrested Development and the quality of the cast overall. Zap2it.com’s Rick Porter says that pre-show hype is partly to blame for his not liking Sit Down Shut Up as much as he had hoped. Buy only partly. The rest Porter attributes to the unsteadiness of the first two episodes, sent to critics for preview.

The New York Times’ Ginia Bellafante agrees.

Tim Goodman over at the San Francisco Chronicle does not pussyfoot: “Don’t bother,” he says.

But what do I know anyway?
The first two episodes of Sit Down Shut Up have their moments, but they’re overwhelmed by heavy-handed and forced attempts to be outrageous and to create a cult appeal. Check out the character named (Principal Sue Sezno, teacher Willard Deutschebog). Can it settle down? How can it be so average when the cast and creators can be so brilliant?

Trailer

Official website

The main page makes it look like there’s lots of fun beyond the usual character and cast bios, making-of vids, episode viewing (empty promises to Canadian IP addresses). There is the Teacher’s Lounge and Detention Hall and teacher sketches and … well they’re all empty or mostly empty and waiting for YOU to fill them with wacky content.

– Denise Duguay

Series debut: Bob and Doug

In animated, television on 04/19/2009 at 10:09 am

Series name
Bob & Doug

Debuts
Sunday April 19 at 7:30 p.m. ET on Global

Regularly airs
Sundays at 7:30 p.m. ET on Global

Premise
Canada’s favourite hosers, brothers Bob and Doug McKenzie get animated. The characters were originally created in a recurring sketch called Great White North, part of the great live-action Canadian comedy series SCTV (1976-84 in various incarnations). The infamous toque-wearing, beer-swilling underachievers lifted to great heights such bon mots as “Take off, eh” and “Sweeeeeeet”. Now, they are citizens of Maple Lake. They never graduated from high school (though they are missing just one credit), they work on the town garbage truck and their mother is in a nursing home run by a Russian with a flair for dog art. And this animated version does not, so far as I can tell, include any version of the GWN theme song, “koo-LROO-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-KOOOOO”. I knew you’d want to know.

Primary voice cast and crew
Dave Thomas (SCTV, Strange Brew, Grace Under Fire, Brother Bear) is Doug, returning to the role that made him famous.

Dave Coulier (Full House, Robot Chicken) is Bob, taking the role originally played by Rick Moranis.

Rick Moranis (SCTV, Strange Brew) is co-producer.

Buzz buzz
Thomas tells The Toronto Star’s Rob Salem that the series came about after he promised a one-off animated short for the 2002 DVD re-release of the 1983 movie about the brothers, Strange Brew. The Star story also includes a Toque Timeline, chronicling the sketch, created to fullfill a demand for more Cancon by CBC (one of several broadcasters along the way).

Trailer
Couldn’t find one, but here’s a 12 Days of Christmas sketch with the animated characters and a teaser for the new show.

But what do I know anyway?
There are moments that are funny, but also some cringey spots. As when the mayor rebounds after some bad press by taking the noose down from over his desk. And then, in the second episode, Mama McKenzie reveals that the only way she’ll take her spoonful of meds is if her sons pretend it’s something she really wants in her mouth, like Dennis Hopper. Us elders will check out the first couple of episodes for old-time sake. But this series will have to get sharper than what I’ve seen on previews of the first two episodes.

Official website
Fairly basic, with character bios and a “virtual tour” that shows the various “sets” without characters. Also, if this gets you all weepy for the good old days of SCTV, here is the definitive but unofficial fan page.

Wondering when the other new series and returning series are kicking off?
Click here for the complete and updated list of mid-season premieres and other important dates. Who am I to tell you what to do, but you could consider bookmarking it…

– Denise Duguay

TV on DVD: Can’t wait for these

In animated, dvd, television, tv on 04/13/2009 at 11:21 am

I’m in a forward-thinking DVD state of mind. And so.
Only one week until Caprica, the DVD-only (so far) debut of the Battlestar Galactica spinoff series coming to Space: The Imagination Station in 2010. Thank you Space.
Next month’s hotly anticipated releases include: Dexter Season 2 (May 5) and True Blood: Season 1 and Friday Night Lights: Season 3 (May 19).
Aaaaaaand, while we’ll have to wait until Sept. 29 for the full-series DVD of the cancelled U.S. adaptation of Life on Mars, July 28 will be the release date of Season 1 of the original Brit series of the same name. Thanks for B.G. for passing along the date of the Brit series. She, like many of you, haaaaaaated the U.S. series, never more than in the spacey finale.
But enough about this future stuff. Here are some new TV-on-DVD releases for this week.
Wolverine and the X-Men: Season 1, Chapter 1
Knots Landing: The Complete Second Season
Intelligence: Season 2
Wings: The Complete Series
Ruth Rendell Mysteries: Set 4
Dennis Miller: The HBO Comedy Specials
Exosquad: Season 1
Route 66: The Complete Second Season
Backyard Cookin’: Season 1
Cook Like a Chef: Season 1, Vol. 1
Sugar: Season 1, Vol. 1
Taste of Life: Season 3
Frontline: My Father, My Brother and Me
Nova: The Odyssey of Life — The Ultimate Journey
– Denise Duguay

Talk-show tango: April 13-17

In late night, talk show, television, tv on 04/12/2009 at 4:50 pm

Hello chickens! I dunno who this Zac Efron guy is but he’s everywhere this week. Doesn’t look old enough to be up that late, but his parents know best, I guess. Speaking of staying up late, I’ve added listings to Chelsea Lately!, weeknights on E! at 1:37 a.m. Not 1:35 mind you. You are warned.

LATE NIGHT

Late Show with David Letterman (11:35 p.m. ET on CBS and E!)

Monday: Zac Efron (17 Again), A.C. Newman with Nicole Atkins (Get Guilty)

Tuesday: Kelly Ripa (Live with Regis and Kelly), Bill Scheft (Everything Hurts), Yeah Yeah Yeahs (It’s Blitz)

Wednesday: Drew Barrymore (Grey Gardens), Neko Case (Middle Cyclone)

Thursday: Matthew Perry (17 Again), Elisha Cuthbert (24), Rascal Flatts (Unstoppable)

Friday: Russell Crowe (State of Play)

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (12:35 a.m. ET on CBS and E!)

Monday: Dwight Yoakam, Mary McCormack

Tuesday: Adam Goldberg (The Unusuals), Anna Gunn, Brett Dennen

Wednesday: Michael Caine, Matt Baetz

Thursday: former U.S. secretary of state Madeleine Albright, Amy Smart

Friday: tba

Tonight Show with Jay Leno
(11:35 p.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: Senator John McCain, Kristin Chenoweth (Sit Down Shut Up), Billy Ray Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie)

Tuesday: Jamie Foxx (The Soloist), Carol Liefer, The Airborne Toxic Event

Wednesday: Don Rickles, Richard Engel (NBC News), Chris Botti with John Mayer

Thursday: Jessica Alba, Bob Saget (Surviving Suburbia), Jonny Lang

Friday: Charles Barkley, Leslie Mann (17 Again)

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (12:35 a.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: Denis Leary (Rescue Me), Jill Hennessy, Sara Watkins and John Paul JOnes

Tuesday: guest tba, Akon

Wednesday: Ice-T, Elmo, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Thursday: Rachel McAdams, potential No. 1 NFL draft pick Matthew Stafford

Friday: Matthew Perry (17 Again), Plain White T’s

Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:05 a.m. ET on ABC)

Monday: Ben Affleck (State of Play), Lily Allen (It’s Not Me, It’s You)

Tuesday: Jorge Garcia (Lost), latest ex of Dancing with the Stars, Mims (Guilt)

Wednesday: Christina Applegate (Samantha Who?), Mike Tyson (Tyson), comic Dana Gould

Thursday: Zac Efron (17 Again), Patti Stanger (the Millionaire Matchmaker), Pete Yorn (Back and Forth)

Friday: 6-year-0ld genius Pranav Veera, Franz Ferdinand (Tonight)

Chelsea Lately (1:37 a.m. ET on E!)

Monday: Roselyn Sanchez (Without a Trace), comics Michelle Biloon, Randy and Jason Sklar

Tuesday: Bow Wow (New Jack City II), comics Sarah Colonna and Chris Franjola, Jeff Wild

Wednesday: Ty Murray (Dancing with the Stars), comics Whitney Cummings, Brody Stevens and Guy Branum

Thursday: Melora Hardin (17 Again), comics Chris Hardwick and Natasha Leggero

Friday: Carey Hart, comics John Caparulo, Jen Kirkman and Donnell Rawlings

Daily Show with Jon Stewart (midnight ET, CTV)

Monday: repeat

Tuesday: Ron Darling (The Complete Game)

Wednesday: Elizabeth Warren

Thursday: Ben Affleck (State of Play)

The Colbert Report (12:30 a.m. ET, CTV)

Monday: repeat

Tuesday: NASA astronaut Sunita L. Williams, Susie Orbach (Bodies: Big Ideas/Small Books)

Wednesday: Jim Lehrer (Oh Johnny: A Novel)

Thursday: openDemocracy associate editor Kanishk Tharoor, legal scholar Doug Kmiec

The Hour (11 p.m. ET, CBC)

Monday: NHL commish Gary Bettman, Jason Mewes (repeat)

Tuesday: Joshua Cooper Ramo, Tom Avery

Wednesday: Gene Simmons (repeat)

Thursday: tba

Friday: tba

Charlie Rose (11:30 p.m. ET, PBS)

Mr. Rose announces his guests only on the day of broadcast, so please click on the show-name link above for the most recent guest announcement.

Real Time with Bill Maher (11 p.m. ET, Fridays only, on HBO Canada)

Friday: repeat (new episode April 24)

DAYTIME

Live with Regis and Kelly (9 a.m. ET, NBC and CTV)

Monday: Nancy O’Dell (Full of Life: Mom to Mom Tips I wish Someone Had Told MeWhen I Was Pregnant), latest ex of American Idol, Alan Taylor (New York Auto Show Week)

Tuesday: Kathie Lee Gifford (Just When I Thought I’d Dropped My Last Egg: Life and Other Calamities)

Wednesday: Russel Crowe (State of Play)

Thursday: Joy Philbin co-hosts, Ben Affleck (State of Play)

Friday: Mark Consuelos co-hosts, Drew Barrymore  (Grey Gardens)

The View 11 a.m. ET, ABC and CTV)

Monday: Zac Efron (17 Again), Lloyd Boston (Closet Cases)

Tuesday: Bank on The View: How to Get a Job

Wednesday: Tori Spelling (Mommyhood), chef Bobby Flay

Thursday: Tom Bergeron (Dancing with the Stars, I’m Hosting as Fast as I Can), Kristin Chenoweth (A Little Bit Wicked)

Friday: Matthew Perry (17 Again), Tracy Pollan (Natalee Holloway)

The Bonnie Hunt Show (2 p.m. ET on Citytv and NBC)

Monday: Rosie O’Donnell, Oliver Hudson (Rules of Engagement)

Tuesday: Cloris Leachman (Chloris), Johnny Galecki (The Big Bang Theory), Dennis DeYoung (One Hundred Years From Now)

Wednesday: Kathy Griffin (The A-List Awards, She’ll Cut a Bitch), personal trainer John Hemple, Johnathan and Andy Hillstrand (Deadliest Catch)

Thursday: Jenny McCarthy (Mother Warriors), Billy Ray Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie)

Friday: Michelle Trachtenberg (17 Again), Maury Marler

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (4 p.m. ET, CBC)

Monday: Hidden Audiendce Talents

Tuesday: Jenny McCarthy (Mother Warriors)

Wednesday: Zac Efron (17 Again)

Thursday: Jessica Lange (Grey Gardens)

Friday: Drew Barrymore (Grey Gardens)

Oprah 4 p.m. (NBC and CTV)

Monday: Unconventional, Unforgettable Dads

Tuesday: Carrie Underwood, Kenny Chesney, Sugarland — Stars of Country Music

Wednesday: Lured at 13 — Held Captive As a Sex Slave

Thursday: 14 Years Old — They Say They’re Ready to Have Sex

Friday: Oprah Fridays Live

The Tyra Show (10 a.m. ET on ABC)

Monday: Teen Dating Violence Epidemic

Tuesday: Porntown

Wednesday: Simplify Your Life: Spring Cleaning

Thursday: Millionaire Matchmaker/Steroids

Friday: The Truth About Lying

– Denise Duguay

Series debut: Southland

In series debut, television, tv on 04/09/2009 at 10:44 am

Series name
Southland

Debuts
Thursday, April 9, 10  p.m. ET on NBC a nd CTV (encoring Saturday at 9 p.m. ET on NBC and Sunday at 9 p.m. ET on CTV)

Regularly airs
Thursdays at 10 p.m. ET on NBC and CTV.

Premise
L.A.-based police drama where the action is seen through the eyes of a rookie.

Primary cast and crew
Benjamin McKenzie (The O.C.) is rookie Ben Sherman

Michael Cudlitz (A River Runs Through It) is John Cooper, Sherman’s new partner. Try not to hate him.

Regina King (Ray, Jerry Maguire) is Det. Lydia Adams, tough on the outside.

Tom Everett Scott (Boiler Room) is Det. Russell Clarke. Softie.

Michael McGrady (Thin Red Line) is Det. Daniel “Sal” Salinger is on the drug squad with the following two.

Kevin Alejandro (Ugly Betty) is Det. Nate Moretta.

Shawn Hatosy (Alpha Dog) is Det. Sammy Bryant.

Arija Bareikis (Crossing Jordan) is Chickie Brown, a beat cop with big dreams.

C. Thomas Howell (Criminal Minds, Smith, The Outsiders) uncredited as Chickie’s caustic partner.

John Wells (ER), Ann Biderman (Public Enemies, NYPD Blue) and Chris Chulack (ER, Homefront) are exec producers

Trailer

But what do I know anyway? After having actually seen the pilot …
There are a couple of cops that this pilot is working haaaard to make you dislike. It’s shooting, if you’ll pardon the expression, for a Det. Andy Sipowicz way back from NYPD Blue. Me, I find the portrayals so effective I had to work at it to stay tuned. A bit sucky, aware as I am that it’s a ploy to get viewers engaged, to align me with the rookie, who also hates and is revolted by them. But do the work. Stay the course. It’s worth it. There are enough interesting characters introduced — with and without redemption — I can’t remember them all. Considering this comes from John “ER” Wells and co., there’ll probably be many seasons for them all to play out and become as memorable as John Carter the good, Andy Sipowicz the bad and all the ones in between.

Other reviews
Brian Ford Sullivan over at the Futon Critic likes the acting and show, despite the predictability of the characters and plot.

Kelly West at Cinemablend gives it 3.5 stars out of five.

USA Today’s Robert Bianco, on the other hand, finds Southland “unbearable”.

Official website
Usual cast bios, videos and a quiz that tests your cop-talk knowledge plus Exclusives: Ride Along and a map that points out historical crime scenes in South L.A. and Southland crime scenes.

Wondering when the other new series and returning series are kicking off?
Click here for the complete and updated list of mid-season premieres and other important dates. Who am I to tell you what to do, but you could consider bookmarking it…

– Denise Duguay

Series debut: Parks and Recreation

In series debut, television, tv on 04/09/2009 at 9:04 am

Series name
Parks and Recreation

Debuts
Thursday, April 9, 8:30 p.m. ET on NBC and Citytv

Regularly airs
Thursdays at 8:30 p.m. ET on NBC and Citytv

Premise
The Office-style workplace faux doc that follows a civic employee whose small world cannot kill her grand ambitions, whether it’s to turn an abandoned construction site into a beautiful green space or to become the first women president of the United States.

Primary cast and crew
Amy Poehler (SNL, Baby Mama) is Leslie Knope, the bureaucrat with the big dreams and awkward social skills.

Aziz Ansari (Scrubs, Flight on the Conchords) is Tom Haverford, her underling. He’s looking out for No. 1.

Rashida Jones (The Office, I Love You Man) is nurse Ann Perkins.

Nick Offerman (Deadwood, 24) is Ron Swanson, the boss. He has no ambition. Plenty of cynicism, though.

Aubrey Plaza (upcoming film Funny People with Ansari) is April Ludgate, the intern. Beyond no ambition.

Paul Schneider (Lars and the Real Girl) is Mark Brendanawicz, city planner. His arched eyebrow gets second billing, but only just.

Greg Daniels (King of the Hill) and Michael Schur (The Office, SNL, The Comeback) are creator/exec producers

Trailer

But what do I know anyway? After NOT having seen the pilot I predict…
Can anything survive the expectations that new mom Poehler has been saddled with here? She is plenty talented of course — her ultra pregnant self rapping as Hillary Clinton on SNL was possibly the best moment of TV in the last year — but hype like this is deadly. And tedious. Try to forget and just watch it like any other Office-like faux documentary. Wait. Forget that heap of expectations too. Just watch.

Other reviews
Robert Lloyd of the L.A. Times mentions early worrisome focus group reviews, but says that “Like The Office, it does its work quietly — too quietly for some, I’m sure…”

And here’s a selection of reviews, from fansite knopeknows.com, that runs from loved it (13) to hated it (11).

Official website
Assorted video, wallpaper and icons (under Exclusives) and character bios, but the Games tab reads “Still to come” as of this April 9 writing.

Wondering when the other new series and returning series are kicking off?
Click here for the complete and updated list of mid-season premieres and other important dates. Who am I to tell you what to do, but you could consider bookmarking it…

– Denise Duguay

Series debut: Harper’s Island

In series debut, television on 04/09/2009 at 8:27 am

Series name
Harper’s Island

Debuts
Thursday, April 9, 10 p.m. ET on Global and CBS

Regularly airs
Thursdays, 10 p.m. ET on Global and CBS

Premise
As the press kit says: “13 weeks, 25 suspects, one killer.” Say. No. More. Okay, maybe just a little. A week-long wedding party on an island brings a young woman back to the home town she fled after a series of murders seven years previous.

Primary cast and crew (Pin this to your fridge! Strike off each week’s victim!)
Elaine Cassidy (The Bay of Love and Sorrows) is Abby, who is returning home after seven years
Christopher Gorham (Ugly Betty) is Henry, the groom
Katie Cassidy (Supernatural) is Trish, the bride
Cameron Richardson (12 Miles of Bad Road, Entourage) is Chloe. Meow.
C.J. Thomason (Transformers, General Hospital) is Jimmy, Abby’s old flame.
Amber Borycki (The L Word) is Beth, the “single girl”
Richard Burgi (Desperate Housewives) is Thomas, father of the bride
Dean Chekvala (guesting on ER, Without a Trace, NCIS) is J.D., “the black sheep”
Ben Cotton (Stargate: Atlantis) is Shane, the “townie”
Beverley Elliott (Godiva’s) is Maggie, the wedding planner
Chris Gauthier (Eureka) is Malcolm, the “hustler”
Harry Hamlin (L.A. Law) is “Uncle Marty”
Gina Holden (Flash Gordon, Smallville) is Shea, the maid of honour
David Lewis (Smallville, The Guard) is Richard, the brother in law
Ali Liebert (Kyle XY, Psych) is Nikki, the “biker chick”
Brandon Jay McLaren (The Best Years, Smallville) is Danny, the college buddy
Claudette Mink (The Guard) is Katherine, the stepmother
Sean Rogerson (Stargate: Atlantis) is Joel, the nerd
Anna Mae Routledge (Supernatural, The Guard) is Kelly, the outcast
Cassandra Sawtell (Psych, Smallville) is Madison, the flower girl
Sarah Smyth (Smallville, Durham County) is Lucy, the socialite
Jim Beaver (Supernatural, John from Cincinnati) is the Sherrif
Matt Barr (Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill) is Sully, the best man
Victor Webster (Lincolm Heights) is Hunter, the other man
Adam Campbell (Epic Movie) is Cal, the outsider
Jon Turtletaub (Jericho, National Treasure) is the exec producer

Trailer

But what do I know anyway? After actually having seen the pilot …
I have read many super negative reviews of this murder-a-week television “event”. But, seriously people. If anything about the gaggingly thorough promotion for this slasher says Quality TV to you, you are fragmenting your attention way too much with all the Twitter and the Facebook and the this and the that. Yes, each and every wedding guest and participant is packing a suitcase full of horror movie cliches. There are lingering shots of fish guts on knives, guns in drawers, pills washed down with champagne, a creepy cabbie’s eye patch, horrifically embarrassing family drama, a pool-cue duel at the bar … But embrace the fun, wouldja? If by fun you are willing to embrace a pretty, light horror flick x 13 episodes. And, for starters, a death by propeller (mostly off-screen). So, yes, it’s a bit gory. Not for the kiddies or the shrieky among us. For the rest of us ghouls who need a laugh and enjoy a bit of a Boo!

Other reviews
The Globe and Mail’s John Doyle haaaaaates this show.

Daniel Carlson of The Hollywood Review allows that “If Harper’s Island were a self-aware spoof of the horror genre, it would be amazing — like Shaun of the Dead-level good. But the problem with CBS’ new horror-mystery-soap mash-up is that it’s completely earnest in its awfulness.” Geez.

Official websites:
CBS’s website invites you to play the Pick the Victim game. Watch an interview with producer Turtletaub — whoops, unavailable for viewing for us Canadian, second-class web citizens.

Harper’s Globe is the web arm of the series, in which someone named Robin keeps a video diary of her new job documenting the history of the island. I found it annoying, but then I’m far from the target age group, which I’d put in the teens and 20s.

Global’s site has links to Harper’s Globe, decent selection of photo galleries and character sketches, as well as the option to watch the TV episodes online after broadcast.

Wondering when the other new series and returning series are kicking off?
Click here for the complete and updated list of mid-season premieres and other important dates. Who am I to tell you what to do, but you could consider bookmarking it…

– Denise Duguay

Series debut: The Unusuals

In series debut, television, tv on 04/08/2009 at 9:14 am

Series name
The Unusuals

Debuts
Wednesday, April 8 at 10  p.m. on ABC (right after Lost, so actually, it starts a couple of a minutes after 10 p.m.)

Regularly airs
Wednesdays, starting a couple of minutes after Lost.

Premise
Young NYPD female detective is transferred from vice to homicide. She’s got a secret (born rich!) and her new colleagues are wack jobs. Read on.

Primary cast and crew
Amber Tamblyn (Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, Joan of Arcadia) is Det. Casey Schraeger. She’s hiding her Park Avenue pedigree.

Jeremy Renner (28 Days Later, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Dahmer) is Det. Jason Walsh. He can spot a thong at 10 paces. Oh yeah. His former partner was killed. Remember this.

Harold Perrineau (Lost) is Det. Leo Banks. He’s got a thing about his Kevlar vest. And about not dying.

Adam Goldberg (Two Days in Paris, Entourage, Saving Private Ryan, Head Cases) is Det. Eric Delahoy. He’s got a thing about dying. That’s all I’m saying.

Josh Close (Twist, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Pacific) is Det. Henry Cole, Bible-thumper with a few sins to his name. Which he regrets.

Monique Gabriela Curnen (The Dark Knight, Half Nelson) is Det. Allison Beaumont. Tough broad with trust issues. You can call her Uncle.

Kai Lennox (Yes Man, He’s Just Not That Into You, 40 Days and 40 Nights) is the very ambitious Det. Eddie Alvarez. He’s got the look of a porn star playing a cop. Who talks about himself in the third person. Is it me or is the air in here choked with eccentricities?

Terry Kinney (Oz, thirtysomething) is Sgt. Harvey Brown. He tells Schraeger, “I need somebody who can’t be bribed or intimidated. My house is in disarray. I need you to help me clean it up.”

Noah Hawley (Bones) is the creator; Bob DeLaurentis (The O.C.) and Peter O’Fallon (The Riches) are exec produducers, with an assist by Peter Tolan (Rescue Me)

Buzz buzz


But what do I know anyway? After not having seen the pilot I declare…
This is one freaking great cast, and I like the comic tone (or what I’ve seen of it in the admittedly untrustworthy trailer) and the freak-of-the-week structure paired with an ongoing mystery or two (Walsh’s partner, the Bible-thumper’s past). Am worried they’re working the whole Unusuals angle way to hard. Hopefully, Episodes 2 and 3 will reveal a great set of actors settling into a solid dark-comic drama.

Other reviews
The L.A. Times’ Robert Lloyd agrees the trying-too-hard is worrisome, but sees potential.

Hollywood Reporter’s Randee Dawn says it’s “is a rapid-fire, clever mix of style and content”.

Official website
Basic bios and a barrage of sneak previews and other videos, but don’t bother with Tamblyn’s on-set Flipcam vid, which would be lame by dad’s-home-video standards.

Can’t wait for the next new-series preview?
Three burst open on Thursday, April 9 (Parks & Recreation, Southland, Harper’s Island) and I’ve actually seen a couple of the pilot episodes. Settle down. I’ll get them to you by the crack of Thursday.

Wondering when the other new series and returning series are kicking off?
Click here for the complete and updated list of mid-season premieres and other important dates. Who am I to tell you what to do, but you could consider bookmarking it…

– Denise Duguay

TV on DVD: Deadliest Catch

In dvd, television, tv on 04/06/2009 at 8:49 pm

Oh sure, you eat crab. Maybe even do hand to hand combat with the can opener to get at the crab. But do you know how hard the poor devils work to bring you the crab?
Of course, if you watch Deadliest Catch, I’m preaching to the converted. While the Discovery Channel series that follows a handful of fishermen into the building-high waves of the Bering Sea is always thrilling, Season 4 was particularly suspenseful. The daredevil captains were awed by one of their own, whose disregard for his health nearly killed him. None of the hype that characterizes some other so-called reality series. It would be easy to find out which of the crazed captains I’m talking about, but if you don’t know, don’t bother looking on the Net. Watch the season, out now on DVD (or repeating on Discovery). It’s gripping. Maybe even gripping enough to make up for the fact that you’re probably too late to register for CatchCon, a gathering of Deadliest fans in Seattle on April 25.

Definitely gripping enough to set the stage for Season 5, coming April 21 at 10 p.m. ET on Discovery Channel Canada.

Want more? Try these recipes.

Want still more? Greedy bastard! Fine. Here are some other new TV DVD releases. And that’s all I’ve got.

Beverly Hills 90210: Season 7
Dynasty: Season 4, Vol. 1
The Paper Chase: Season 1
Alias: Season 5
Iditarod: Toughest Race on Earth
Blade the Series: The Complete Series
Davey and Goliath: The Lost Episodes

– Denise Duguay

Talk-show tango: April 6-10

In television on 04/06/2009 at 8:45 am

Well let me tell you this. If you haven’t had a vacation recently, I highly recommend it. And yes, the Cuba Libres are much more libre IN Cuba. I’ll stop there because I don’t want to rub it in, but all that to say I have been out of the flat-screen loop for the past couple of weeks. I’ll be caught up soonest. We’ll talk. Here’s the talk show update for this week (holiday-week repeats everywhere except on the Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Hour, Live with Regis and Kelly, Real Time with Bill Maher and the Oprah, Tyra Banks and Bonnie Hunt shows). I missed you too!

LATE NIGHT

Late Show with David Letterman (11:35 p.m. ET on CBS and E!)

Monday: Stupid Pet Tricks, Paul Rudd, Razorlight (R)

Tuesday: Will Ferrell, Cursive (R)

Wednesday: Julia Roberts, Bell X1 (R)

Thursday: Russell Brand, Jungle Jack Hanna (R)

Friday: Jon Stewart, U2 (R)

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (12:35 a.m. ET on CBS and E!)

Monday: Amy Adams, M.Ward, Nick Griffin (R)

Tuesday: Paula Abdul, NASCAR driver Carl Edwards (R)

Wednesday: Sean Combs, Olivia Williams (R)

Thursday: Robin Williams, Jason Randal (R)

Friday: Brittany Murphy, Christopher Gorham (R)

Tonight Show with Jay Leno
(11:35 p.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: Ellen DeGeneres, Christopher Mintz Plasse, Raul Malo (R)

Tuesday: Dana Carvey, Bill Mays, Prince (R)

Wednesday: Halle Berry, Frank Caliendo, Prince (R)

Thursday: Reese Witherspoon, Keith Olbermann, Naturally 7 (R)

Friday: Condoleeza Rice, Bill Hader, PJ Harvey and John Parish (R)

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (12:35 a.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: Cameron diaz, Billy Crudup, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (R)

Tuesday: Drew Barrymore, Chace Crawford, Mario Batali (R)

Wednesday: Russell Brand, Kevin Rose, Alex Albrecht, The Virgins (R)

Thursday: Rachel Maddow, John Cena, Anthony Jeselnik, Gabriella Cilmi (R)

Friday: Tracy Morgan, Jarod Miller, Trace Adkins (R)

Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:05 a.m. ET on ABC)

Monday: Evangeline Lilly, Jason Mesnick, New Kids on the Block (R)

Tuesday: Portia de Rossi, Melissas Rycroft, Motley Crue

Wednesday: Andy Samberg, Ashley Scott, MSTRKRFT

Thursday: Zach Braff, Cheryl Hines, Charlie Wilson (R)

Friday: Amy Poehler, Jordana Brewster, Les Claypool (R)

Daily Show with Jon Stewart (midnight ET, CTV)

Monday: Denis Leary

Tuesday: Jehan Sadat

Wednesday: Nancy Pelosi

Thursday: William Cohan

The Colbert Report (12:30 a.m. ET, CTV)

Monday: Tom Brokaw, Rich Lowry

Tuesday: Queen Noor

Wednesday: Phil Bronstein

Thursday: Bart Ehrman

The Hour (11 p.m. ET, CBC)

Monday: Majora Carter, Diana Krall

Tuesday: Nouriel Roubini, Rubin Carter

Wednesday: Tony Clement, Ricky Jay

Thursday: David Mondragon, Kelly Hrudey, Marc Crawford

Friday: LeVar Burton, David Frum, Margaret Atwood (R)

Charlie Rose (11:30 p.m. ET, PBS)

Mr. Rose announces his guests only on the day of broadcast, so please click on the show-name link above for the most recent guest announcement.

Real Time with Bill Maher (11 p.m. ET, Fridays only, on HBO Canada)

Friday: tba

DAYTIME

Live with Regis and Kelly (9 a.m. ET, NBC and CTV)

Monday: New Orleans — Emeril Lagasse, Chris Paul, American Idol’s latest ex

Tuesday: New Orleans — The Storyville Stompers, Reggie Bush, Jesse McCartney

Wednesday: New Orleans — Big Sam’s Funky Nation, Billy Ray Cyrus, Harry Hamlin

Thursday: New Orleans — Rockin’ Dopsie Jr. and the Zydeco Twisters, Miley Cyrus, Faith Ford

Friday: Diane Sawyer, Chelsea Handler, Brenda Song, Annie Lennox (R)

The View 11 a.m. ET, ABC and CTV)

Monday: Molly Ringwald and Shailene Woodley (R)

Tuesday: Andy Dick, John Pinette, Judy Gold, Kristin Johnston (R)

Wednesday: Rob Lowe, Jason Mesnick (R)

Thursday: Regis Philbin, John Rendall and Ace Bourke (R)

Friday: Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Nathan Fillion (R)

The Bonnie Hunt Show (2 p.m. ET on Citytv and NBC)

Monday: Dennis Haysbert, Cynthia McFadden, Dr. Kevin Hunt

Tuesday: Denis Leary, Katie Cassidy, Elmo and Abby

Wednesday: Brittany Murphy, Jason Earles, Kaitlin and Linda

Thursday: Regina King, Steve Tyrell

Friday: tba (R)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (4 p.m. ET, CBC)

Monday: Mileyt Cyrus

Tuesday: Clint Eastwood (R)

Wednesday: in Las Vegas with Pink

Thursday: Mariah Carey

Friday: George Clooney

Oprah 4 p.m. (NBC and CTV)

Monday: Cheryl Hines and the Secret Lives of Moms

Tuesday: Ageless Living with Dr. Oz (R)

Wednesday: Recession-proof Your Marriage

Thursday: How to Talk to Your Kids about Sex with Dr. Laura Berman

Friday: Oprah Live

The Tyra Show (10 a.m. ET on ABC)

Monday: Levi Johnston, Nick Lachey

Tuesday: Big Ones vs. Small Ones

Wednesday: Facebook and the latest ex from America’s Next Top Model

Thursday: Guess My Race

Friday: Miley Cyrus

– Denise Duguay