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TV on DVD: Lost but not alone with Locke, Christian, Walt and the shoes

In dvd, fall 2009, television, tv on 06/16/2009 at 8:47 am

“I’m convinced the shoes have something to do with it.”
Now, if you walked by my desk about 10 days ago and heard me make this statement to a colleague, would you know what “it” I was talking about?
And THAT, my friend, is the difference between you and sad nerds like me who, nearly a month after the last new episode of Season 5, are still quite fixated on the series Lost.
The shoes, of course, are Locke’s, the ones that Ben, I think it was, tells Jack he must put on Locke’s dead feet so they can recreate as many of the details of returning to the island as possible.
The shoes also, because there is never only one level of meaning for Lost, also referred to the sneakers worn by Jack’s father, Christian, when Jack sees him in the island jungle for the first time (Season 1, Walkabout) and by Jacob?/Christian? in the cabin in Season 4.
Fortunately, I am surrounded by other nerds who are obsessed with Lost. So much so that not only could I keep a colleague pinned to my desk while I spouted on and on about shoes and such, but another sad, nerd colleague walked by and, cued by the word “shoes”, asked furtively, dropping his head and lowering his voice, “Are you guys talking about Lost?”
He listened intently for a second and then said, “I’m going to look up Lost and shoes. I’ll get back to you.”
Now, you’re asking, what’s all this about shoes? Indeed, you are right. There are much more pressing questions when it comes to Lost, even though there are, gaak, seven months before the final season begins.

  • Some of these questions are spoilers so I will link only. Click at your peril.
  • One character is rumoured to be returning.
  • Another character was apparently falsely rumoured to be returning… but will appear elsewhere on ABC.
  • The shoes have been confirmed as a link between Lost and the 1969 Kurt Russell movie, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes. Russell’s last line of dialogue in that movie is the key to understanding every twist in five seasons of Lost.

One of the above is highly fictional.
Also fictional, I am sorry to say, is my promise to have sawed through the first two seasons of Lost, reissued this week on Blu-ray. Sometimes, my friends, life intervenes. I am plugging away.
I am loving the experience of rewatching Lost from the beginning, though I admit I feared seeing the little man behind the curtain, to use a reference to the L. Frank Baum classic so often drawn from in Lost.
However, having gotten about halfway through Season 1, I can say that the great and powerful Oz is terrifyingly alive and well, right from the epic two-hour series premiere. The booming hi-def sound, afforded by the remastering and the Blu-ray watchamajiggery, does not hurt either.
But the control of the story is what is really satisfying.
Take an exchange between Locke, saved from his wheelchair by the island, and Walt, the boy with vaguely defined special powers.
On the beach, Locke is fiddling with a backgammon set, explaining the game to Walt and holding up two game pieces: “Some are dark and some are light.”
Okay, now maybe this is another nerdy shoes moment, but the scene put chills down my spine. References to a game and to dark and light, all set on the beach — it rockets through to the rivetting Season 5 finale, in which Jacob and the unnamed character played by Titus Welliver tackle the same topics, but with stakes, while yet undefined, much higher.
Back to Locke and Walt on the beach, where Locke asks Walt if he wants to know a secret, which we do not get to hear.
Later, Walt admits to his suspicious dad Michael that Locke said he’d experienced a miracle on the island. Michael irritably cuts him off, saying their survival was a miracle, but what was it that Locke told Walt? Was it merely about the restoration of his legs? Or some other magic business between two very potent characters?
Fast-forward to the end of Season 1, where Locke is snatched by the smoke monster, which nearly drags him into a huge pit. Jack tries to save him but Locke tries to resist, saying that it’s okay, to just let him go.
So is Locke the dark game piece? Is he the smoke monster? WILL you stop laughing?
Locke has always been a spooky, pivotal character in this series, the man of faith to Jack’s man of science, but the two-Lockes at the end of Season 5 has only encouraged a reviewing of his role. I have assumed this mission.
Clearly, I spend too much time on my own. I know that. Unfortunately, people keep hanging around my desk at work and only encouraging me. So I will persist.
I am also checking out the progress of other Lost nerds via The Lost Rewatch: June 2009 to January 2010.
Let the judging begin.

Here are some other new DVD releases, and don’t forget my ramble about the great show Saving Grace, which releases its second season this week.

Family Guy, Vol. 7
Transformers: The Complete First Season
Burn Notice: Season 2
Everywood, the Complete Second Season
Jesse Stone Thin Ice
Murdoch Mysteries: Series 1
Trailer Park Boys: Seasons 1-7
Saving Grace: Season 2
Family Guy 100th Episode
The FBI Files: Season 3
The Secret Lilfe of the American Teenager: Season 2
Generation Kill (DVD and Blu-ray)
John Adams (Blu-ray)

– Denise Duguay

CTV and A Channel preview fall 2009

In fall 2009, series debut, television, tv on 06/02/2009 at 9:59 pm

CTV and sister outlet A Channel announced their fall schedules Tuesday and it looks like A Channel is getting the lion’s share of new shows. Big surprise. Never mind that I don’t get A Channel on Videotron digital. Bah!

A Channel

New dramas

The Middle: “The Hecks are a middle class family living in the middle of Indiana, just trying to keep their heads above water.” Stars Patricia Heaton as Frankie, Neil Flynn as Mike, Eden Sher as Sue, Atticus Shaffer as Brick and Charlie McDermott as Axel.

Beautiful Life: From Ashton Kutcher, this is a drama set on and around the catwalks and catfights. Two teen models (Sara Paxton, Ben Hollingsworth) are at the threshhold of fame.  There’s a jealous older model (Mischa Barton) and an agent (Elle Macpherson). Sharpening claws now.

Eastwick: Our man Paul Gross gets another U.S. series, this time starring not as a mountie but as … the devil? … in this adaptation of John Updike’s novel (which was make into a movie starring Jack Nicholson), The Witches of Eastwick. Also stars Rebecca Romijn as Roxie Torcoletti, Lindsay Price as Joanna Frankel, Jamie Ray Newman as Kat Gardener, Sara Rue as Penny, Veronica Cartwright as Bun, Johann Urb as Will, Jon Bernthal as Raymond and Ashley Benson as Mia.

Flash Forward: Big money on this one (ABC hopes), based on Robert J. Sawyer’s novel, and from executive producers David S. Goyer (Batman Begins, The Dark Knight) and Brannon Braga (24). “When a mysterious event causes the entire world to black out, humanity is given a glimpse into its near future, and every man, woman and child is forced to come to grips with whether their destinies can be avoided or fulfilled.” Stars Joseph Fiennes as Mark Benford, John Cho as Demetri Noh, Jack Davenport as Lloyd Simcoe, Sonya Walger as Olivia Benford, Courtney B. Vance as Stan Wedeck, Brian O’Byrne as Aaron Stark, Christine Woods as Janis Hawk, Zachary Knighton as Bryce Varley and Peyton List as Nicole.

Returning

America’s Next Top Model, Law and Order SVU, Gossip Girl, Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory, Castle, Monk, Fringe, Private Practice, Law and Order, Medium, Comedy Now

New comedies

Hank: “Kelsey Grammer stars in this timely comedy as Hank Pryor, a titan of industry who suddenly finds himself out of work, almost out of money and around a wife and kids for whom he’s never made much time. Despite his recent setbacks, … he knows he is destined to return to greatness. And he is – just not the greatness he imagines.”

CTV

New daytime

The Dr. Oz Show: Oprah’s medical guru gets his own show. Weekdays at 5 p.m.

New drama

The Vampire Diaries: Based on LJ Smith’s novels about two vampire brothers (Ian Somerhalder, Paul Wesley), who are new in town, and Elena (Nina Dobrev), who returns to her high school after the tragic death of her parents.  I know what you’re thinking, but  you’re wrong. This is nothing like the Twilight film and novel series about a young girl who meets the new kid in town who just happens to be a vampire… Heyyyyyyy!

The Bridge (midseason): “Drama about a tough and dedicated police officer who is voted to become the police union’s dynamic leader.  To serve the public as well as his 8,000 fellow officers, charismatic Frank Leo (Aaron Douglas) battles criminals on the street, corruption in the ranks and his own bosses.”

Returning

Amazing Race, Desperate Housewives, Cold Case, Dancing with the Stars, CSI: Miami, So You Think You Can Dance Canada, Dancing with the Stars, Law & Order: SVU, America’s Next Top Model, Criminal Minds, CSI NY, CSI, Grey’s Anatomy, The Mentalist, Ghost Whisperer, Southland, Flashpoint

– Denise Duguay

Exit stage left: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 1992-2009

In fall 2009, finales, late night, nbc, series debut, talk show, television, tv on 05/29/2009 at 8:31 am

As you probably know, Jay Leno does the last Tonight Show of his 17-year stint behind the iconic desk, starting tonight (May 29) at 11:35 p.m. James Taylor is the musical guest. Conan O’Brien, the former East Coast Late Night host who takes over the Tonight Show Monday, will be his guest. Expect also what has come on every night so far, a montage of past moments. Tonight it’s Extreme Tonight Show Montage. The week started with the montage When Things Go Wrong, for which Leno was accompanied by frequent guest Mel Gibson. The montage, about things that have gone wrong on the Tonight Show, was mostly amusing. The Tonight Show is almost always amusing, usually mildly amusing, but still. What followed Monday is why I don’t ordinarily watch the show.

Gibson was going on about his new girlfriend, having just confirmed that she was expecting their first child together. He mentioned the girlfriend’s musical talents and used the composer’s name Rachmaninov, pronouncing the first syllable “rack”. To which Leno lept in with:

“And I assume she’s got a ‘Rack’-maninov?”

Now, I’m a grownup. I’m not offended by the sexual nature of this joke, the type of which pops up — although I wouldn’t use that word if Leno were in the room, for fear of provoking another creepy-uncle zinger — more nights than not. But as a viewer I am offended that this is the type of thing that passes for a joke.

Andrew Ryan of the Globe and Mail and many others have weighed in on NBC’s decision to take Leno to prime time in the fall, for a show apparently similar to his Tonight Show. It’s sensible cost-cutting, say some observers, noting that no matter how much Leno makes, his show will not require the financial investment necessary to develop the hour-long dramas that occupy that spot on other major networks. For NBC, Leno’s show is money in the bank. That it will also kneecap O’Brien’s Tonight Show debut by siphoning off the audience is a whole other lament, which I’ll save for later in the weekend.

Moving Leno to prime time is also a brave gamble on NBC’s part. Will this be a new Ed Sullivan-type show, heavy not just on humour but also on performance? Could this signal a revival of the era when Carole Burnett and Dean Martin et al kept audiences rapt with their celebrity-sketch-song-and-dance variety shows? Will the majority of the U.S. audience lap up the comedy, “Rack”-ish though it is, instead of crime, death, rape, serial-killing and the zooming shots of autopsied organs and the probably flight path of the murder weapon? Or, for relief, the disease of the week? (I intended to list the shows in these categories, but it was almost all the shows at the top of the ratings. As a friend recently wondered, “What the hell is our obsession with death, illness, women in peril?” But that’s a column for another day.)

So will Leno be welcome with open arms and huge audience numbers? Will the CSIs, Law & Orders, Criminal Minds, Southlands, Houses, Boneses, Fringes feel the heat? Will their commissioning networks scramble for their own versions of The Jay Leno Show?

I dunno. Ryan over at the Globe says:

“Coming from a fourth-place network, during a recession, the new Leno show is probably as close as TV comes to a sure thing.”

What do you think? And yes, my friend, this plea for your opinion is a transparent attempt to drive up traffic to this blog. Tell your family! Tell your friends! Let’s get the party started! But it is also a sincere call for help: What the hell is the attraction of Jay Leno? Will you follow him to prime time?

Our lines are open. The operators are standing by. Or you could just comment below.

And if I’ve whipped you into a frenzy of late-night theorizing, you might enjoy The Late Shift, the movie inspired by New York Times columnist Bill Carter’s take on the whole Leno vs. Letterman for helm of the Tonight Show back when Johnny Carson left. It’s airing tonight (May 29) on HBO Canada at 8 p.m. ET.

– Denise Duguay

Talk-show tango: May 25-29

In fall 2009, finales, late night, talk show, television, tv on 05/24/2009 at 10:58 pm

Oh dear. It’s Jay Leno’s last week helming the Tonight Show. Hang on a sec. … No, I’m certain. I have no tears on this loss. Not a big fan. He aims low and to the middle of America. Boring. But it will probably be worth checking out at least a couple of nights this week: say tonight’s fiesta of schadenfreude called Things Gone Wrong montage, with guest Mel “Gone Wrong” Gibson, and Friday’s finale with Conan O’Brien, who will step in Monday, June 1. Jay, if you must know, will return this fall (date tba) to take up space that should go to TV dramas when The Jay Leno Show premieres weeknights at 10 p.m. ET.

LATE NIGHT

Late Show with David Letterman (11:35 p.m. ET on CBS and E!)

Monday: Beyonce Knowles (Obsessed), Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory) (R)

Tuesday: Russel Crowe (State of Play) (R)

Wednesday: Jamie Foxx (The Soloist), Lauren Conrad (The Hills), the Dead (R)

Thursday: Tom Hanks (Angels & Demons), The Killers (Day & Age) (R)

Friday: Robin Williams (Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian), Wynton Marsalis (He and She) (R)

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (12:35 a.m. ET on CBS and E!)

Monday: Bob Saget, P.W. Singer

Tuesday: Chris Isaak, Moon Bloodgood

Wednesday: former U.S. secretary of state Madeleine Albright, Amy Smart (Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian)

Thursday: Michael Caine, Matt Baetz

Friday: Simon Cowell (American Idol), Erin McCarley

Tonight Show with Jay Leno
(11:35 p.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: Mel Gibson (Things Gone Wrong montage), Lyle Lovett

Tuesday: Arnold Schwarzenegger (political montage), Dwight Yoakam

Wednesday: Wanda Sykes, Dame Edna, Sarah McLachlan

Thursday: Billy Crystal, Prince

Friday: Conan O’Brien (Extreme Tonight Show montage), James Taylor

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (12:35 a.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: Beastie Boys, The Amazing Kreskin, David Cook

Tuesday: Whoopi Goldberg (The View), Stephen Baldwin (I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here), Keane

Wednesday: Brooke Shields, Chris Hardwick, Kris Allen, The-Dream

Thursday: Jack McBrayer, Janeane Garofalo, Rodney Atkins

Friday: Justin Long, Tony Hawk

Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:05 a.m. ET on ABC)

Monday: Chris Pine (Star Trek), Aziz Ansari (Parks and Recreation), Scott Weiland (R)

Tuesday: Jamie Foxx (The Soloist), Elizabeth Mitchell (Lost) (R)

Wednesday: Matthew Fox (Lost), Ben McKenzie (Southland), Ciara (R)

Thursday: Channing Tatum (Fighting), Elisha Cuthbert (24), Depeche Mode (R)

Friday: Hugh Jackman (X-Men Origins: Wolverine), John Cho (Star Trek), Flo Rida

Chelsea Lately (12:35 a.m. ET on E!)

Monday: Real and Chance (A Real Change of Love 2), comics Sarah Colonna, Hyla Matthews, Chris Hardwick

Tuesday: Lisa Rinna (Rinnavation), comics Brad Wollack, Arden Myrin, Jo Koy

Wednesday: Mayim Bialik, comics Steve Marmalstein, Jen Kirkman and Josh Wolf

Thursday: comics T.J. Miller, Natasha Leggero and Greg Proops

Friday: Busta Rhymes (Back on my G.S.), comics Ben Gleib, Whitney Cummings and Chris Franjola

Daily Show with Jon Stewart (midnight ET, CTV)

Monday: tba repeats all week

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

The Colbert Report (12:30 a.m. ET, CTV)

Monday: tba repeats all week.

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

The Hour (11 p.m. ET, CBC)

Monday: Daniel Negreanu, James Lovelock

Tuesday: Bradley Cooper (The Hangover), Jeff Rubin

Wednesday:  Norman Jewison

Thursday: Larry King, Steve Earle

Friday: tba

Charlie Rose (11:30 p.m. ET, PBS)

Mr. Rose announces his guests only on the day of broadcast, so please click on the show-name link above for the most recent guest announcement.

Real Time with Bill Maher (11 p.m. ET, Fridays only, on HBO Canada)

Friday: tba

DAYTIME

Live with Regis and Kelly (9 a.m. ET, NBC and CTV)

Monday: Jimmy Kimmel co-hosts, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here), Chris Byrne

Tuesday: Idol winner Kris Allen

Wednesday: Idol runnerup Adam Lambert

Thursday: Idol third-place winner Danny Gokey, Jeff Daniels (God of Carnage)

Friday: Ultimate Hometown Grill-off

The View 11 a.m. ET, ABC and CTV)

Monday: wounded soldiers Melissa Stockwell and Ireshekie Henry, Soulja Boy Tellem, hot dogs

Tuesday: Faith Prince (The Little Mermaid)

Wednesday: women’s health, performance from Broadway’s Next to Normal

Thursday: David Hyde Pierce (Accent on Youth), Justin Long (Drag Me To Hell), Mellody Hobson (Unbroke: Everything You Need to Know About Money)

Friday: Nathan Lane and Bill Irwin (Waiting for Godot), TJ Maxx and TJX

The Bonnie Hunt Show (2 p.m. ET on Citytv and NBC)

Monday: Hank Azaria (Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian), Mary McCormack (In Plain Sight), the Poor chef charles Mattocks (Eat Cheap but Eat Well), comic Melinda Hill

Tuesday: Fran Drescher (Cancer Schmancer), Joe Ward (Masters of Illusion), auditions from Idol

Wednesday: George Lopez (Beverly Hills Chihuahua), Cat Cora (Iron Chef America), Jonathan Burkin (America’s Got Talent), Sing It or Wing It audience playalong

Thursday: David Boreanaz (Bones), Bill Nyte The Science Guy, Tabatha Coffey (Tabatha’s Salon Takeover), Joel Paschal and Marcus Erickson (Junk Raft)

Friday: Heidi Klum (Project Runway), Matthew Rhys (The Edge of Love/Brothers and Sisters), Bethenny Frankel (Skinny girl)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (4 p.m. ET, CBC)

Monday: Steve Martin, Ephraim Salaam

Tuesday: Kris Allen, Mandy Moore

Wednesday: Jennifer Hudson, Anthony Iglesia

Thursday: Reese Witherspoon, Bobby Flay

Friday: David Spade, Gilles Marini

Oprah 4 p.m. (NBC and CTV)

Monday: Christina Applegate: Why She Had a Double Mastectomy (R)

Tuesday: Truth About Food with Dr. Oz (R)

Wednesday: Your Money Plan 2009 (R)

Thursday: Weight Loss Secrets of the Biggest Losers (R)

Friday: Women Leaving Men for Other Women (R)

The Tyra Show (10 a.m. ET on ABC)

Monday: Wedding Divas

Tuesday: Marry My Man

Wednesday: I Don’t Need a Husband or a Baby

Thursday: He Cheats… Take Back or Dump Him

Friday: Free Stuff

– Denise Duguay

Upfronts: ABC fall preview

In fall 2009, finales, television on 05/19/2009 at 5:03 pm

To live and die at ABC. The network is hard on new series and sophomore series. The 2008-09 RIP list is loaded with low-rated but passionately beloved series (most recent is Samantha Who? and who can forget Pushing Daisies, Eli Stone and Dirty Sexy Money, the latter three of which get their final runs soon: Pushing Daisies returns May 30, Eli Stone June 20 and Dirty Sexy Money July 18).

But there is a heaping helping of new shows filling the many voids. Here’s the rundown of ABC’s fall/midseason 2009 programming announcement, made yesterday at the Upfronts in NYC, that is, the annual event at which network execs trot out their new season for advertisers in the hope they’ve picked the right shows to pull in the most advertising dollars.

Six new dramas:

1. The Deep End: It’s young dog eat dog for a group of first year associates at Sterling Law. Stars Matt Long as Dylan Hewitt, Ben Lawson as Liam Priory, Tina Majorino as Addy Fisher, Norbert Leo Butz as Rowdy Kaiser, Leah Pipes as Beth Bancroft, Billy Zane as Cliff Huddle, Sherri Saum as Susan Oppenheim and Clancy Brown as Hart Sterling.

2. Eastwick: Our man Paul Gross gets another U.S. series, this time starring not as a mountie but as … the devil? … in this adaptation of John Updike’s novel (which was make into a movie starring Jack Nicholson), The Witches of Eastwick. Also stars Rebecca Romijn as Roxie Torcoletti, Lindsay Price as Joanna Frankel, Jamie Ray Newman as Kat Gardener, Sara Rue as Penny, Veronica Cartwright as Bun, Johann Urb as Will, Jon Bernthal as Raymond and Ashley Benson as Mia.

3. Flash Forward: Big money on this one (ABC hopes), based on Robert J. Sawyer’s novel, and from executive producers David S. Goyer (Batman Begins, The Dark Knight) and Brannon Braga (24). “When a mysterious event causes the entire world to black out, humanity is given a glimpse into its near future, and every man, woman and child is forced to come to grips with whether their destinies can be avoided or fulfilled.” Stars Joseph Fiennes as Mark Benford, John Cho as Demetri Noh, Jack Davenport as Lloyd Simcoe, Sonya Walger as Olivia Benford, Courtney B. Vance as Stan Wedeck, Brian O’Byrne as Aaron Stark, Christine Woods as Janis Hawk, Zachary Knighton as Bryce Varley and Peyton List as Nicole.

4. The Forgotten: From Jerry Bruckheimer, “After the police have given up, this group must first solve the puzzle of the victim’s identity in order to then help catch the killer. They work to give the deceased back their names.” Stars Rupert Penry-Jones as Alex, Reiko Aylesworth as Linda, Michelle Borth as Candace, Bob Stephenson as Walter, Anthony Carrigan as Tyler and Rochelle Aytes as Detective Grace Russell.

5. Happy Town: “Haplin, Minnesota is approaching almost a decade of peace after being riddled for years by unsolved kidnappings. But in the wake of this small town’s first crime in seven years, some dark truths are being revealed about some familiar faces.” Stars Geoff Stults as Tommy Conroy, Lauren German as Henley, Amy Acker as Rachel Conroy, Dean Winters as John Haplin, John Patrick Amedori as Andrew Haplin, Sarah Gadon as Georgia Bravin, Jay Paulson as Larry ‘Root Beer’ Rogers, Robert Wisdom as Roger Hobbes and Sam Neill as Merritt Grieves.

6. V: “A re-imagining of the 1980s miniseries about the world’s first encounter with an alien race in which the aliens call themselves The Visitors, and have a seemingly friendly agenda that may or may not be a cover for something more malevolent.” Stars Elizabeth Mitchell as Erica Evans, Morris Chestnut as Ryan Nichols, Joel Gretsch as Father Jack Landry, Lourdes Benedicto as Valerie Stevens, Logan Huffman as Tyler Evans, Laura Vandervoort as Lisa, with Morena Baccarin as Anna and Scott Wolf as Chad Decker.

Four new comedies:

1. Cougar Town: “Courteney Cox stars as a recently divorced single mother exploring the honest truths about dating and aging in our beauty and youth obsessed culture.”

2. Hank: “Kelsey Grammer stars in this timely comedy as Hank Pryor, a titan of industry who suddenly finds himself out of work, almost out of money and around a wife and kids for whom he’s never made much time. Despite his recent setbacks, … he knows he is destined to return to greatness. And he is – just not the greatness he imagines.”

3. The Middle: “The Hecks are a middle class family living in the middle of Indiana, just trying to keep their heads above water.” Stars Patricia Heaton as Frankie, Neil Flynn as Mike, Eden Sher as Sue, Atticus Shaffer as Brick and Charlie McDermott as Axel.

4. Modern Family: “Shot from the perspective of an unseen documentary filmmaker, this comedy takes a modern look at the complications that come with being a family in 2009.” Stars Ed O’Neill as Jay, Sofía Vergara as Gloria, Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Mitchell, Eric Stonestreet as Cameron, Ty Burrell as Phil, Julie Bowen as Claire, Sarah Hyland as Haley, Rico Rodriguez as Manny, Nolan Gould as Luke and Ariel Winter as Alex.

One new alternative series:

Shark Tank: From Mark Burnett (Survivor, The Apprentice), this gives “budding entrepreneurs the chance to make their dreams come true and become successful – and possibly wealthy – business people. But the entrepreneurs must first try to convince five tough, multi-millionaire tycoons to part with their own hard-earned cash and give them the funding they need to jumpstart their ideas.”

Returning:

Brothers & Sisters, Castle, Desperate Housewives, Grey’s Anatomy, Lost (final season), Private Practice, Ugly Betty, Better Off Ted, Scrubs, America’s Funniest Home Videos, The Bachelor, Dancing wit the Stars, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Supernanny, True Beauty, Wife Swap, 20/20.

Dead:

In the Motherhood, The Unusuals, Cupid, Life on Mars, Pushing Daisies, Samangho Who?, Dirty Sexy Money, Eli Stone, According to Jim, Surviving Suburbia (to be confirmed), Boston Legal, Opportunity Knocks, Homeland Security.

Upfronts: Fox and NBC fall 2009 previews

In fall 2009, series debut, television on 05/18/2009 at 8:55 pm

Hey kids. It’s upfront week! Wait. That means nothing to you? Let me rub my decoder ring…
Upfronts are when the U.S. network execs with the largest stores of antacids head to NYC to roll out their best guesses on which fall 2009 new shows will be critical hits will get the most viewers/highest ratings will get the most commercial time purchases from advertisers. It’s also, of course, when mere mortals with no plans of buying commercial time get to find out what will have the best chance of distracting us next fall from the fact that we still, alas, have no lives.
NBC got the jump a couple of weeks ago, but will finish the job tomorrow (Tuesday), the same day that ABC will toss the confetti and uncork the champagne. CBS is the last of the big four, scheduled for Wednesday. But Fox started the ball on Monday. Here’s the dope on Fox and NBC.

FOX

Four new comedies:
1. Glee premieres officially in the fall, but will preview tomorrow (Tuesday) night at 9 p.m. ET: “optimistic high school teacher Will Schuester tries to refuel his own passion while reinventing the McKinley High School’s glee club and challenging a group of outcasts to realize their star potential. Going up against McKinley’s cruel high school caste system and facing harsh criticism from everyone around him, Will is determined to prove them all wrong .
2. The Cleveland Show, a spinoff from Seth Macfarlane’s Family Guy: “Cleveland Brown (Mike Henry) … moves with his son back to his hometown in Virginia and settles down with his high school sweetheart and her unruly kids.”
3. Brothers: “a new half-hour comedy about a former big-city NFL hot shot who returns home to his family – and his mother’s house – to get his life back on track.”
4. And Sons of Tucson (midseason): “Tyler Labine (Reaper) as a charming but wayward schemer hired by three young brothers whose father is in prison.”

Two new dramas:
1. Human Target: “Based on the popular DC Comics graphic novel and starring Mark Valley (Fringe), Chi McBride (Pushing Daisies) and Academy Award nominee Jackie Earle Haley (Watchmen), the series follows Christopher Chance (Valley), a unique private contractor who will stop at nothing – even if it means becoming a human target – to keep his clients alive.”
2. Past Life: “A fast-paced emotional thriller inspired by the book The Reincarnationist. The series stars Kelli Giddish (All My Children) as a gifted psychologist and Nicholas Bishop (Home and Away) as a former NYPD detective who work together to explore and unravel mysteries that must be solved in both the past and the present.”

One new Saturday late-night show, starting Nov. 7
1. The Wanda Sykes Show, a comic topical round-table format.

Returning:

Fringe, Dollhouse, Lie to Me, Bones, House, 24 (January), So You Think You Can Dance, Til Death, Cops, America’s Most Wanted, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, American Idol, Kitchen Nightmares

Dead:
King of the Hill (couple of episodes still in bank), Prison Break, Sit down Shut Up, Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles, Talk Show with Spike Feresten, MAD TV

NBC
This net will finish off its fall season announcement tomorrow (Tuesday), but they’ve gotten this far.

Two unscripted/reality shows:
1. The Marriage Ref: a comedy from Jerry Seinfeld in which a panel of celebrities, comics etc. will offer advice to couples.
2. Breakthrough with Tony Robbins: advice from the motivational guru.

Four new dramas:
1. Trauma: about first-responder paramedics in San Francisco, starring Derek Luke (Notorious), Cliff Curtis (10,000 B.C), Anastasia Griffith (Damages), Aimee Garcia (George Lopez), Kevin Rankin (Friday Night Lights) and Jamey Sheridan (Law & Order: Criminal Intent).
2. Parenthood: “contemporary re-imagining of the blockbuster film depicts the colorful and imperfect Braverman family — four grown siblings sharing the headaches, heartaches and joy of being parents. The star-studded cast includes Peter Krause, Maura Tierney, Craig T. Nelson, Dax Shepard, Bonnie Bedelia, Monica Potter, Erika Christensen and Sarah Ramos.”
3. Mercy: “Nurse Veronica Callahan (Taylor Schilling, Dark Matter) returns to Mercy from a military tour in Iraq — and she knows more about medicine than all of the residents combined. Together with fellow nurses Sonia Jimenez (Jamie Lee Kirchner, Rescue Me) and Chloe Payne (Michelle Trachtenberg, Gossip Girl), Callahan navigates through the daily traumas and social landmines of life and love both inside the hospital and out in the real world. The cast also includes: James Tupper (Men in Trees) as Dr. Chris Sands, a new doctor at the hospital who complicates Veronica’s life; Diego Klattenhoff (Supernatural) as Mike Callahan, Veronica’s husband; and Guillermo Diaz (Weeds) as Nurse Angel Lopez.”
4. Day One: “Beginning with the immediate aftermath of the cataclysmic event (in California), an eclectic band of survivors — played by Adam Campbell (Date Movie), Catherine Dent (The Shield), Julie Gonzalo (Eli Stone), David Lyons (ER), Derek Mio (Greek), Carly Pope (24), Thekla Reuten (Sleeper Cell) and Addison Timlin (Cashmere Mafia) — strives to rebuild society as they unravel the mysteries of what happened and face their uncertain future.”

Two new comedies:
1. Community: a comedy set in the fictional Greendale Community College, about “a band of misfits, at the center of which is a fast-talkin’ lawyer whose degree has been revoked (Joel McHale, The Soup), who form a study group and end up learning a lot more about themselves than they do about their course work. The series also stars: Gillian Jacobs (The Book of Daniel); Yvette Nicole Brown (Rules of Engagement); Danny Pudi (Greek); Alison Brie (Mad Men); and comedy legend Chevy Chase (Saturday Night Live).”
2. 100 Questions: “Charlotte Payne (Sophie Winkleman, Peep Show) is looking for love and has rejected multiple marriage proposals — but she has yet to meet Mr. Right. When she joins a popular online dating site, she gets a little help from her dating counselor Ravi (Amir Talai, The Ex List) – who requires her to take a 100-question compatibility test.”

Returning:
Chuck, Heroes, Southland, Parks & Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock, Law & Order: SVU, The Biggest Loser, Friday Night Lights,

Dead:
Life, Crusoe, Lipstick Jungle, My Own Worst Enemy, Knight Rider

– Denise Duguay