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Talk-show tango Dec. 14-18: Promo parade for Avatar, Sherlock Holmes, Nine

In television on 12/13/2009 at 3:56 pm

That clatter you hear is the Christmas-season-movie hype machine labouring under the weight of James Cameron’s sci-fi blockbuster Avatar, the Robert Downey Jr.-Jude Law blockbuster Sherlock Holmes, the musical blockbuster Nine and a couple that are not blockbusters like the Sarah Jessica Parker-Hugh Grant rom-com Did You Hear About the Morgans? and the murder-ghost story The Lovely Bones. You need to take at least one of the next three holiday weeks off to absorb in all this entertainment. If your boss needs convincing, here’s a couple of trailers, for Avatar (which opens in Montreal Thursday at midnight) and Sherlock Holmes (which opens Christmas Day, even on the moon).

LATE NIGHT

Lopez Tonight (11 p.m. ET on TBS, aka TLN Videotron 250, Bell 700, Shaw 69 and 280)

Monday: Mark Harmon (NCIS), 50 Cent

Tuesday: George Lopez Show reunion

Wednesday: Mariah Carey (Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel), David Beckham

Thursday: Ray Romano (Men of a Certain Age), Lake Bell (It’s Complicated)

Late Show with David Letterman (11:35 p.m. ET on CBS)

Monday: Hugh Grant (Did You Hear About the Morgans?), Zoe Saldana (Avatar), Alicia Keys (The Element of Freedom)

Tuesday: Sarah Jessica Parker (Did You Hear About the Morgans?), Leona Lewis (Echo)

Wednesday: Robert Downey Jr. (Sherlock Holmes), Martin Short, Kris Allen (Kris Allen)

Thursday: Jude Law (Sherlock Holmes), Matisyahu (Light)

Friday: Cate Blanchett (A Streetcar Named Desire), comic Tom Dreesen

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (12:35 a.m. ET on CBS)

Monday: Joshua Jackson (Fringe), Lake Bell (It’s Complicated), Reba McEntire

Tuesday: Jason Schwartzman (Fantastic Mr. Fox), Maria Bello (The Private Lives of Pippa Lee), Kristen Bell, Jason Segel and The Broken West

Wednesday: Bob Barker, Greta Van Susteren

Thursday: Sigourney Weaver (Avatar), Hank Stuever

Friday: Judi Dench (Nine), Michelle Rodriguez (Avatar)

The Jay Leno Show (10 p.m. ET on NBC, Citytv)

Monday: Anna Kendrick (The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Up in the Air)

Tuesday: Christina Applegate (Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeaquel), Nick Lachey (The Sing-Off)

Wednesday: Sigourney Weaver (Avatar), John Mayer (Battle Studies)

Thursday: Sam Worthington (Avatar), Mary J. Blige (Stronger with Each Tear)

Friday: Glenn Beck, Kate Gosselin (Jon & Kate Plus 8)

Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien (11:35 p.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: Tom Arnold, Adam Lambert (For Your Entertainment)

Tuesday: tba

Wednesday: Wanda Sykes, James Cameron (Avatar), comic Myq Kaplan

Thursday: John Krasinski (It’s Complicated), Robin Thicke

Friday: animal expert Nigel Marven

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (12:35 a.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: Kate Hudson (Nine), Giovanni Ribisi (Avatar), Chevelle (Sci-fi Crimes)

Tuesday: Marion Cotillard (Nine), Jason Reitman (Up in the Air), chef Anne Burrell

Wednesday: Sarah Jessica Parker (Did You  Hear About the Morgans?), Deepak Chopra (The Ultimate Happiness Prescription), Raekwon (Only Built 4 Cuban Linx 2)

Thursday: Paul Shaffer (We’ll Be Here for the Rest of Our Lives), Boyz II Men (Love)

Friday: Jude Law (Sherlock Holmes), Abby Elliott, Ronnie Spector

Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:05 a.m. ET on ABC)

Monday: Charlize Theron (The Road), Donny Osmond (Dancing with the Stars), Regis Philbin, Wolfmother (Cosmic Egg)

Tuesday: Zach Braff (Scrubs), Nigel Lythgoe (So You Think You Can Dance), Michael McDonald (This Christmas)

Wednesday: Ty Pennington (Extreme Makeover: Home Edition), chicken whisperer Joshua McCarthy, Norah Jones (The Fall)

Thursday: Rachel McAdams (Sherlock Holmes), Johnny Galecki (Big Bang Theory), Allison Iraheta (Just Like You)

Friday: John Krasinski (It’s Complicated), James Cameron (Avatar), Mary J. Blige

Daily Show with Jon Stewart (11 p.m. Comedy Network, midnight ET, CTV)

Monday: Sigourney Weaver (Avatar)

Tuesday: secretary of transportation Ray LaHood

Wednesday: Hugh Grant (Did You Hear About the Morgans)

Thursday: tba

The Colbert Report (11:30 p.m. Comedy Network, 12:30 a.m. ET, CTV)

Monday: Snoop Dogg (Malice in Wonderland)

Tuesday: Alicia Keys (Element of Freedom)

Wednesday: tba

Thursday: tba

The Hour (11 p.m. ET, CBC)

Monday: Paul Kennedy, Anvil

Tuesday: Keith Desserich, Louis Ferreira

Wednesday: Leila Chirayath Janah, Matthew Good

Thursday: tba

Friday: tba

Charlie Rose (11:30 p.m. ET, PBS)

Mr. Rose announces his guests only on the day of broadcast, so please click on the show-name link above for the most recent guest announcement.

Real Time with Bill Maher (11 p.m. ET, Fridays only, on HBO Canada)

New season starts in February

DAYTIME

Live with Regis and Kelly (9 a.m. ET, NBC and CTV)

Monday: Colin Firth (A Single Man), Anderson Cooper

Tuesday: Fergie (Nine), Ne-Yo, Anderson Cooper

Wednesday: Hugh Grant (Did You Hear About the Morgans?), Judi Dench (Nine), Anderson Cooper

Thursday: Sarah Jessica Parker (Did You Hear About the Morgans?), Mark Consuelos

Friday: Robert Downey Jr. (Sherlock Holmes), Mark Consuelos

The View 11 a.m. ET, ABC and CTV)

Monday: Charles Gibson, Ashley Dupre

Tuesday: Sigourney Weaver and Sam Worthington (Avatar), Snoop Dogg

Wednesday: Alicia Keys (Element of Freedom), Anna Kendrick (The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Up in the Air)

Thursday: Stanley Tucci and Saoirse Ronan (The Lovely Bones), Emily Blunt (The Young Victoria), cast of Memphis

Friday: Tea Leoni

The Bonnie Hunt Show (2 p.m. ET on NBC, 3 p.m. ET on Citytv)

Monday: Nick Lachey (The Sing-Off), Katie Lee (The Comfort Table: Recipes for Everyday Occasions), Mitch Albom (Have a Little Faith)

Tuesday: Deepak Chopra (The Ultimate Happiness Prescription), Nicole Sullivan (Rita Rocks), Kaitlyn Maher (America’s Got Talent)

Wednesday: Selena Gomez (The Wizards of Waverley Place), Hunter Parish (It’s Complicated), Michael Voltaggio (Top Chef winner), Deana Martin (Volare)

Thursday: Mary-Louise Parker (A Solitary Man)

Friday: James Cameron and Michelle Rodriguez (Avatar), Miss Piggy

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (4 p.m. ET, CBS)

Monday: Ray Romano (Men of a Certain Age)

Tuesday: John Mayer (Battle Studies)

Wednesday: Paris Hilton

Thursday: tba

Friday: tba

Oprah 4 p.m. (NBC and CTV)

Monday: Whitney Houston Part 1 (R)

Tuesday: Whitney Houston Part II (R)

Wednesday: Kate Hudson, Marion Cotillard, Daniel Day Lewis, Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz (Nine) (R)

Thursday: Inside the Home of the Florida Massacre (R)

Friday: Going Back to the ’60s (R)

— Denise Duguay

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