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Talk-show tango March 1-5: Jay Leno’s back. Ack

In television on 02/28/2010 at 11:09 pm

So, the story of the week for the talk-show world is the return of Jay Leno to the Tonight Show, Monday, March 1 at the usual 11:35 p.m. timeslot on NBC.

The L.A. Times has a good look at the scenario, asking whether Leno can reclaim his ratings lead and if NBC is wise to gamble so much on Leno.

Me? I dislike Jay Leno. A lot. Not, however, because he pushed Conan O’Brien out of The Tonight Show job he held for just a few months, after Leno’s prime-time experiment failed. The blame for that embarrassment, as the L.A. Times also points out, rests squarely on the puny shoulders of NBC. They blew it when they told Leno to leave the Tonight Show, they blew it when they failed to live up to the committment they made to O’Brien’s run on The Tonight Show.

I dislike Jay Leno for his mean and low comedy. Creepy sex references are the worst. Here’s only a recent example, in his final-week interview with the sweet, young and shocked but still gracious Gaboury Sidibe, Oscar-nominated star of Precious. After she detailed her experience at the Golden Globe awards ceremony, of getting thoroughly drenched by rain on the red carpet and of seeing George Clooney, Leno lecherizes, and I’m paraphrasing, “So, you’re saying George Clooney made you wet?”

This man used to be America’s favourite late-night talk-show host? Craig Ferguson is blue. David Letterman is caustic. Jimmy Kimmel is blunt. But they are not mean or creepy. Watch them instead.

I’ll have the usual Talk-show tango list of talk-show guests later Sunday. See you then.

— Denise Duguay


Lopez Tonight (11 p.m. ET on TBS, aka TLN Videotron 250, Bell 700, Shaw 69 and 280)

Monday: Julia Mancuso, Dax Shepard (Parenthood), Nicole Eggert, New Boyz, Jersey Shore Presents: Hurt Locker and Inglourious Basterds

Tuesday: Tracey Ullman, Bret Michaels, Jersey Shore Presents: Inglourious Basterds and Avatar

Wednesday: Mario Lopez, T-Pain, Anjelah Johnson, Jersey Shore Presents: The Blind Side

Thursday: Shaun White, Seann William Scott, Andrew Dice Clay, Jersey Shore Presents: Up in the Air

Late Show with David Letterman (11:35 p.m. ET on CBS)

Monday: Bill Murray, Ludacris (Battle of the Sexes)

Tuesday: Mitt Romney (No Apology: the Case for American Greatness), Mia Wasikowska (Alice in Wonderland)

Wednesday: Jerry Seinfeld (The Marriage Ref), Tom Brokaw (Boomers)

Thursday: Tom Hanks (The Pacific), Barbara Walters Top 10, Spoon (Transference)

Friday: Matt Damon (Green Zone), comic Danny Bhoy, Corrine Bailey Rae (The Sea)

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (12:35 a.m. ET on CBS)

Monday: Lauren Graham (Parenthood), Simon Helberg

Tuesday: Mitch Albom, Mummy Troll

Wednesday: Michael Sheen (Alice in Wonderland), Amy Ryan (Green Zone)

Thursday: Sonya Walger

Friday: Dax Shepard (Parenthood), Regina Spektor

The Jay Leno Show (10 p.m. ET on NBC, A Channel)

Monday: Jamie Foxx, Lindsey Vonn, Brad Paisley

Tuesday: Sarah Palin, Shaun White, Adam Lambert

Wednesday: Chelsea Handler, Apollo Ohno, Avril Lavigne

Thursday: Matthew McConaughey, Brett Favre, Lifehouse

Friday: Morgan Freeman, Jason Reitman, Robin Thicke

Watch this space for future show hosted by Conan O’Brien

Click the link for his new Twitter account. 140 characters. It’ll do until September when O’Brien can star in his next talk show.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (12:35 a.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: Robert Pattinson (Remember Me), Judah Friedlander

Tuesday: Wesley Snipes (Brooklyn’s Finest), Emilie de Ravin (Remember Me), Ludacris

Wednesday: Erykah Badu

Thursday: Zach Galifianakis, Mia Wasikowska (Alice in Wonderland), Silversun Pickups

Friday: tba

Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:05 a.m. ET on ABC)

Monday: Dancing with the Stars tba, next Bachelorette, Josh Turner

Tuesday: Anne Hathaway (Alice in Wonderland), Jesse Williams (Brooklyn’s Finest), chef Tom Colicchio (Top Chef)

Wednesday: Ethan Hawke (Brooklyn’s Finest), boxer Manny Pacquiao, Jet

Thursday: Queen Latifah (Milton Hershey School), Bachelor Jake Pavelka, Galactic with Alain Toussaint

Friday: tba

Daily Show with Jon Stewart (11 p.m. Comedy Network, midnight ET, CTV)

Monday: tba




The Colbert Report (11:30 p.m. Comedy Network, 12:30 a.m. ET, CTV)

Monday: tba




The Hour (11 p.m. ET, CBC)

Monday: tba





Charlie Rose (11:30 p.m. ET, PBS)

Mr. Rose announces his guests only on the day of broadcast, so please click on the show-name link above for the most recent guest announcement.

Real Time with Bill Maher (11 p.m. ET, Fridays only, on HBO Canada)



Live with Regis and Kelly (9 a.m. ET, NBC and CTV)

Monday: Chris O’Donnell (NCIS Los Angeles), Carrie Ann Inaba (Dancing with the Stars)

Tuesday: Jake Pavelka (The Bachelor), Olympic skater Johnny Weir

Wednesday: Heidi Klum (Project Runway), Corrine Bailey Rae

Thursday: Tom Hanks (The Pacific), Tom Brokaw (Boomers)

Friday: Anderson Cooper co-hosts, Leighton Meester (Gossip Girl)

The View 11 a.m. ET, ABC and CTV)

Monday: Nathan Fillion (Castle)

Tuesday: Robert Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin (Remember Me, Lost), Mitt Romney (No Apology: The Case for American Greatness)

Wednesday: Lisa Kudrow (Who do You think You Are)

Thursday: Valerie Bertinelli co-hosts, Mia Wasikowska (Alice in Wonderland), Abigail Breslin (The Miracle Worker)

Friday: Wesley Snipes and Don Cheadle (Brooklyn’s Finest)

The Bonnie Hunt Show (2 p.m. ET on NBC, 3 p.m. ET on Citytv)

Monday: Dax Shepard (Parenthood), Roselyn Sanchez, Dina Zaphiris

Tuesday: Alison Sweeney, Julia Mancuso, Bryan Greenberg (How to Make It in America)

Wednesday: Mark Ruffalo (Shutter Island), Beverly d’Angelo

Thursday: Mark Harmon (NCIS), Bachelor runnerup

Friday: Amy Ryan (Green Zone), Jake Pavekla

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (4 p.m. ET, CBS)

Monday: David Spade (Rules of Engagement), Daniel Merriweather

Tuesday: Lauren Graham (Parenthood), Lindsey Vonn

Wednesday: Courtney Cox (Cougar Town)

Thursday: Simon Baker (The Mentalist), The Bachelor couple, Jason Derulo

Friday: tba

Oprah 4 p.m. (NBC and CTV)

Monday: Jerry Seinfeld (The Marriage Ref)

Tuesday: Roger Ebert Speaks for the First Time with New Voice Machine, Morgan Freeman, Colin Firth

Wednesday: Beauty Around the World with Jessica Simpson

Thursday: Sole Survivor of NFL Boating Tragedy

Friday: Oprah Live

— Denise Duguay


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