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Talk-show tango May 31-June 4: Sarah Ferguson, Katherine Heigl, Jonah Hill and repeats

In television on 05/31/2010 at 7:13 am

On the plus side, maybe Sarah Ferguson’s OMG-I’m-so-sorry-I-failed-you-my-fans with Oprah on Tuesday this week will get her a job? So she can perhaps make money for other than appearing to or at least promising to pimp out her princely, trade envoy ex-husband’s very valuable time? Not sure what I’m talking about? Click the video above. And then, if you must, watch Oprah on Tuesday. Queen Liz? I know dear, I know. Just take another Corgi and call me in the morning.

LATE NIGHT

Lopez Tonight (11 p.m. ET on TLN Videotron 250, Bell 700, Shaw 69 and 280)

Monday: Drew Carey (Price Is Right), Marisa Miller, Mike Posner

Tuesday: Adrien Brody (Splice), Terry Crews, Hot Chelle Rae

Wednesday: Jimmy Smits, Cat Deeley, Charlie Murphy

Thursday: Jonah Hill, Peter Frampton

Late Show with David Letterman (11:35 p.m. ET on CBS) (R)

Monday: Michael Keaton (Toy Story 3), Jenna Fischer (Solitary Man) (R)

Tuesday: Katherine Heigl (Killers), magician Steve Cohen, Band of Horses (Infinite Arms) (R)

Wednesday: Ashton Kutcher (Killers), magician Michael Ammar, Brooks and Dunn with Reba McEntire (The Last Rodeo and Keep on Loving You) (R)

Thursday: Chris Rock (Death at a Funeral), Jane Lynch (Glee) (R)

Friday: Russell Crowe (Robin Hood), Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings (I Learned the Hard Way)

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (12:35 a.m. ET on CBS)

Monday: Morgan Freeman, Kate Mara (R)

Tuesday: Willie Nelson, Ellie Kemper (R)

Wednesday: Evangeline Lilly (Lost), Charlyne Yi, LaRaf

Thursday: Adam Goldberg, Jamy Ian Swiss, Jeff Stilson

Friday: Jay Mohr, Ed Alonso

The Jay Leno Show (10 p.m. ET on NBC, A Channel)

Monday: Mickey Rourke, Ashley Graham, Kevin Meaney (R)

Tuesday: Jennifer Lopez, Donald Glover, Natalie Merchant (R)

Wednesday: Jessica Simpson, Jackie Earle Haley, Dierks Bentley (R)

Thursday: Ed Helms, Pamela Anderson, Snoop Dogg

Friday: Eddie Murphy, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Nas and Damian Marley

Keeping watching this space: Conan O’Brien is headed for TBS in November; Canadian broadcasters so far tba

Until then, click this link for his Twitter patter. 140 characters of witty bits from his Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Televsion comedy tour and occasional bits of news.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (12:35 a.m. ET on NBC)

Monday: tba

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

Friday:

Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:05 a.m. ET on ABC)

Monday: Josh Holloway (Lost), chef Adam Perry Lang, Slayer (R)

Tuesday: Jonah Hill (Get Him to the Greek), Cat Deeley (So You Think You Can Dance), Stone Temple Pilots (R)

Wednesday: Jake Gyllenhaal (Prince of Persia), Nicole Scherzinger (Dancing with the Stars), Peter Frampton (R)

Thursday: Colin Farrell (Ondine), Rose Byrne (Get Him to the Greek), Miike Snow

Friday: Kathy Griffin (My Life on the D-List), Sam Trammell (True Blood), Deftones

Daily Show with Jon Stewart (11 p.m. Comedy Network, midnight ET, CTV)

Monday: tba

Tuesday: Arthur Brooks (The Battle)

Wednesday: Morgan Freeman (Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman)

Thursday: Jonah Hill (Get Him to the Greek)

The Colbert Report (11:30 p.m. Comedy Network, 12:30 a.m. ET, CTV)

Monday: tba

Tuesday: Ayaan Hirsi Ali (Nomad)

Wednesday: Lisa Miller (Heaven)

Thursday: Vampire Weekend (Contra)

The Hour (11 p.m. ET, CBC)

Monday: tba

Tuesday:

Wednesday:

Thursday:

Friday:

Charlie Rose (11:30 p.m. ET, PBS)

Mr. Rose announces his guests only on the day of broadcast, so please click on the show-name link above for the most recent guest announcement.

Real Time with Bill Maher (10 p.m. ET, Fridays only, on HBO Canada)

Friday: Judd Apatow, Katrina vanden Heuvel, Van Jones, Andrew Sullivan

DAYTIME

Live with Regis and Kelly (9 a.m. ET, NBC and CTV)

Monday: Jonah Hill (Get Him to the Greek), Kim Kardashian, Keane

Tuesday: Chris Noth (Sex and the City 2), American Idol winner Lee DeWyze

Wednesday: American Idol runnerup Crystal Bowersox, Mark Feuerstein (Royal Pains)

Thursday: Demi Lovato (Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam), Taio Cruz (Rokstarr), Carrot Top

Friday: Katherine Heigl (Killers), John Corbett (Sex and the City 2)

The View 11 a.m. ET, ABC and CTV)

Monday: Sarah Silverman, Chris Colfer (Glee), Dr. Gadget

Tuesday: Kara KioGuardi (American Idol) co-hosts, Pee Wee Herman, chef Marcela Valladolid, Kevin Eubanks

Wednesday: Clay Aiken, Belinda Carlisle

Thursday: Kristin Chenoweth, Sean Hayes, Margaet Cho and Brooke Elliott (Drop Dead Diva)

Friday: Viewer co-hosts, Russell Brand (Get Him to the Greek), Jennie Garth (90210), chef Spike Mendelsohn

The Bonnie Hunt Show (2 p.m. ET on NBC, 3 p.m. ET on Citytv)

Monday: David Alan Grier (Barack Like Me: The Chocolate-Covered Truth), AnnaLynne McCord (90210), Conni Gordon

Tuesday: tba

Wednesday:

Thursday:

Friday:

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (4 p.m. ET, CBS)

Monday: Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood (Dancing with the Stars), chef Jose Andres (R)

Tuesday: Taye Diggs, Chelsea Handler, Constance McMillen, Lacey

Wednesday: Pierce Brosnan, Betty White, Melanie Fiona

Thursday: Kristin Chenoweth, The Bird and the Bee

Friday: tba

Oprah 4 p.m. (NBC and CTV)

Monday: Remembering Ted Kennedy: Vicki Kennedy’s First TV Interview

Tuesday: Sarah Ferguson Speaks Out About the Headline-Making Undercover Video

Wednesday: Join the Debt Diet

Thursday: Denise Richards and Mrs. Ted Haggard: Surviving a Public Scandal

Friday: Oprah Anchors the 5 O’Clock News: Celebs Go Back to Their First Jobs

— Denise Duguay

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